Behold: the final boss of suburbia.
This absolute reformed swamplord looked at a $40 pop-up tent, some 2x4s, and a John Deere, then declared war on sweating forever. You can take the Florida out of the sticks, but the sticks just built him a mobile yard command center with 100% shade and zero shits given.
He’s not mowing grass—he’s piloting a rolling redneck yacht through HOA waters, sipping victory while the neighbors rage-type on Nextdoor. One-man parade at 5 mph, full tiki bar vibes, eyesore upgraded to engineering legend.
Unfiltered Florida genius. Peak evolution. 🌴🍺
@amazon You have a product page that says the warranty of the product is 5 years. It has been 2 years, 4 months since I bought the product. It doesn't work now. Why aren't you honoring this warranty?
@wendelltalks I'm not just on one verse because I'm doing M'Cheyne's plan, but yesterday's evening sermon was on Genesis 7, the whole thing, so I think Genesis 7:24 was the last I read.
@TheNewYorkTimes https://t.co/AhkN2I9J3m
No, he was WRONG, not premature. Premature would require that he be right but have the timing incorrect. We actually have more people and less starvation and malnutrition.
@esegbona_luis I'll admit she does look beautiful but that dress is not modest. Her shoulders are completely uncovered, her upper bosom is uncovered, and it is fitted to her torso. Our idea of what is "modest" has been warped by what she has worn and many others still wear.
@tulsaworld Why is it so hard to cancel a stupidly expensive subscription? Having to call, listen to offersof a discount is PREDATORY behavior. Site says I can cancel online. BUT no option on mobile, chat bot hung up on me twice, website on computer giving me "403 forbidden."
@MavenOfMayhem@michaeljknowles@RollingStone I think the problem is that they don’t seem to want conservatism eradicated. They seem to want conservatives eradicated. They don’t understand the difference.
Some things are believed because they are demonstrably true. But many other things are believed simply because they have been asserted repeatedly—and repetition has been accepted as a substitute for evidence.