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[jayde @thewalkingjayde]

hey fyi just bc i interact with nsfw sometimes doesnt mean i want ur balls in my dms thanks :3

[⪩ mimi ⪨ ꠹ @creepymeows]

“that’s my girl” while im sucking him off omg PLZ

[Ghost @lxmve]

back in my day if you were 13 on Twitter you kept that to yourself

[jayde @thewalkingjayde]

wait i haven’t been pretending-

[naomi @sendmebiceps]

can y'all stop pretending that they're hot

[klara @bystarligh]

if you’re sexting you have to come up with stuff like insanely quick on the spot. top ten most stressful moments.

[jayde @thewalkingjayde]

literally have like 5 oomfs that consistently only dm me when they’re horny

[jayde @thewalkingjayde]

@diedavirginat40 dude the comments were pissing me off like is she not the cutest

[roman royette @nickmullengf]

Dm me if you look like this

[lilith @angeIbitess]

men r so hot when they cover their face and don’t talk

[y @AllIKeepInside]

Men are half wit dogs no matter the age And if not they’re a Whore

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

Having a crush on a smart guy is dangerous because suddenly you want to improve your entire life 😭

[✮ @istgnolimit]

why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.

[jayde @thewalkingjayde]

this is lowk just what it’s like being an atheist

[⪩ mimi ⪨ ꠹ @creepymeows]

“behave.” yesyesiloveuimcummingohmygod

[dear @deardeerdoll]

im retarded does that turn you on

[lucki ★ @luckilr]

realizing twitter could be used for more than just porn and is actually funnier than most social media platforms

[shane. @redsroocket]

me when i want your full attention.

[𓆩𓆗𓆪 @sensualadore]

soft doms that are sadistic are sooo hottt. the “i know my love, i know” “shh shh” “just hold still, you’re doing so good for me” ahhh sksksks

[z @sheueuwjnwgeiwn]

sometimes i act stupider than i am so that he can dumb things down and speak to me condescendingly

[bel 🐾 @orihimed]

ur just puppyslop bro. ur barkbait