Liza Joy

Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again.

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

@JeffreeStar when is doll parts coming back!? 😫💄👄💀

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

@laurxcore9 but I would make some mean looking Oliver Peck tats.

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

If #KanyeWest is the American Dream, then I'm moving. #yeezytaughtmenothing

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Dear @netflix
There comes a time in every introverts life where Netflix needs to sponsor someone. That someone is me. 🙋🏼#likeaboss

-Liza

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

My mom: "Liza, what's tea bagging?" #isthisreallife #antisexualintentions

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Hey @kraftfoods I've ingested far worse things than a couple of metal shards. I'll take my chances. #ChallengeAccepted

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

It's always #InternationalWomensDay on tinder. #amirite #tinder

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

@ChappieTheMovie ? Oh, you mean district 9? #flobots

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

My sister: "the thought of drinking dark liquor makes me physically ill" #sissysayings

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

My sister: "if you died there would be no point to living anymore" why aren't men this romantic? #ValentiesDay ❤️

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

I waited months for @TheWalkingDead to come on and @wwwbigbaldhead isn't even on it? Really?! #imisseddaryl #darylordie #TWDisBack

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Good news everybody-my work is closed. Psych! I'm an adult and work doesn't close. #Snowmageddon2015 #snowbodycares ❄️

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Let's go back to the days when the #superbowlcommercials just tried to sell me booze and sex. #america #SB49

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Thanks @TITLEBoxingClub in Buffalo Grove for successfully kicking my ass yesterday. I didn't know all my muscles could hurt simultaneously.

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Does anybody remember Ebola? Anyone? Bueller? #peopledontforget

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

200 goals for @88PKane. #ThatsHockeyBaby

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

@getcrackin eating my afternoon snack and this fell out of my rotten pistachio! Seriously? Explanation needed.

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

Sooo @bradleywalden @williamsowers have you finally decided to bring your tour to the Windy City? #Emarosa @laurxcore9

[Liza Joy @thewalkingliza]

@Emarosa you need to come to Chicago on your tour! #shakemefrommyhaze #wewontdisappoint ✌️

[Christian Grey Probs @50ShadesProblem]

And for some of you, that means he comes to you yielding a riding crop.
#SubmissiveProblems