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Sworn to not take life too seriously. Will joke about anything and everything.

[Amit @theweedvocate]

I ordered comfort food (read belly fat)

[Amit @theweedvocate]

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[Amit @theweedvocate]

@riachops Thank you Ria, for sharing an example from the other side. Twitter is so full of people sliding into DMs the wrong way.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

The only way to deep happiness is to do something you love to the best of your abilities.

[Alex Banks @thealexbanks]

@SahilBloom Everyone gangster until ‘Twinkle’ at 4am

[🥷🏿 @Ujjawal_athrav]

When you date a possessive girl

[Ria Chopra 🐍 @riachops]

the problem is that people on Instagram and LinkedIn pretend to have their lives together while on Twitter we had a tacit understanding that we're all actually mad

[Megha Mehta @meghamehta8488]

Also this might sound awkward but it’s really no use pontificating about sexual abuse and consent without first asking our mothers what it was like living with our fathers. Can we hold our parents to the same standards we hold the rest of the world on social media? (5/6)

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@jain_aman13 @VandanaJain_ Deepest lover🤢

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@surprisingh_ Whale

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@jain_aman13 @surprisingh_ BS. You’ve only gotten fitter over the lockdown

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@surprisingh_ YOU DID THAT ON A MONDAY?!

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's pain only for others.

It's the same thing when you are stupid.

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@AjaySinghTank1 @_Rehahaha Alcohol is a blessing indeed

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@surprisingh_ I don’t think either of those should have happened

[Amit @theweedvocate]

@AjaySinghTank1 @_Rehahaha Even more if you’re a kid

[Amit @theweedvocate]

Have you ever loved someone so much that you could cry?

[Amit @theweedvocate]

Thanks Dhanush, Sanchana and Pawan for a great Uber Premier experience! @uber_in @UberINSupport

[Amit @theweedvocate]

All my doctor friends’ lives are turning out to be like Grey’s Anatomy.

[Amit @theweedvocate]

Dating is expensive.