Val

[Val @theweirdshizz]

@davidcontrarian If I was on that crew I’d be like “Cool. Now get me off of here.”

[Val @theweirdshizz]

@davidcontrarian Uh, my first thought listening to that is get that crew the fu*k off that space ship. That is unsettling, especially when towards the end the noise speeds up.

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

Happy 86th birthday, Elliott Gould!

The Long Goodbye (1973)
Director: Robert Altman

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What’s the best crying performance you’ve seen?

[Val @theweirdshizz]

@davidcontrarian I know!!!! It’s fabulous.

[Val @theweirdshizz]

I’m largely a cynical sh*t, but I’ll admit seeing Ryder vital & happy at the premiere of a movie sequel almost 40 years later from the original gives me a smile.

[Variety @Variety]

Jenna Ortega and Winona Ryder at the Venice Film Festival premiere of #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice.

[Val @theweirdshizz]

@Earth2PowerGirl It’s apparently that old standby “House of Lloyd.” With a battery setup in the back, pretttttty fancy!

[Val @theweirdshizz]

One thing I’ve been doing over the past week is studying the hypothesis that old time religious statues & modern dolls/action-figures serve similar functions for their societies. So of course, like clockwork, I find *these* (not the cat) for free on the side of the road…

[Val @theweirdshizz]

This out-of-place pagan Santa & extra Mary might start dating, I’m not sure yet.

[Val @theweirdshizz]

But I’m just letting out some steam, just b*tching. It’s been a crazy exhausting election race for all of us. Of course I’m not voting for Andy Kaufman or even Cornel West. I’m voting for *your* candidate. We see eye-to-eye, there’s no argument. There’s no other clear choice.

[Val @theweirdshizz]

Uh, my current view of the election race so far is “Maniacs vs. The Kinda Soulless.” And one side of that equation would take it almost as a low-key compliment & the other side would heavily scold & feel I need to be banned. So I may just say fu*k it & vote for Cornel West…

[Val @theweirdshizz]

And *again*…I KNOW, you don’t have to scold: “A write-in vote for Andy Kaufman is essentially a vote for Trump.” And that would make me a Bad Person ™. Of course. That’s all that matters. Of course. It’s *that* simple.

[Val @theweirdshizz]

True fact: sometimes the theme song for Get Smart will start to play in my head for no particular reason https://t.co/EvGKhB0nVq

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

What is the greatest character exit from a movie?

[Val @theweirdshizz]

@JoshuaTLittle81 I’m just waiting for that hi-profile Jill Stein defection

[Val @theweirdshizz]

Don’t mind me, I’m just continuing to watch this election cycle

[Cornel West @CornelWest]

Thank you my dear brother @RobertKennedyJr - we must fight against all forms of corruption, greed, hatred and genocide! God bless you and your precious family!

[Val @theweirdshizz]

My crush on Brian Griffin is well-documented.

[TraditionalAnimation @Traditional2D]

Dog gone it, who you gonna pick?

[Val @theweirdshizz]

Yesterday I’m cleaning this old figure I received in a lot, I didn’t even know who he was. I saw he had this button in his back, so I casually pressed it. And this sharp thing launches right into my face, almost in my eye. It turned out to be this homunculus. Weird shit.