Alyssa Gomez

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[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

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[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

@SisterJohnston This is meeee

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

V accurate

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

@SisterJohnston I support this

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: It is outrageous that the Walton family makes more in one minute than a Walmart worker earns in a year. It is not radical to end taxpayer subsidies for this wealthy corporation and have it pay its employees a living wage of $15 an hour.

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

I just found out adventures in Odyssey is on rightnowmedia 😍

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

There are two demographics of people with a long scab up their shin from shaving...
1. Middle school girl.
2. Women who’s babies are sleeping

[Loyal Hana @LoyalHana]

Needs a #PickMeUp? @LoyalHana is pleased to announce a special #giveaway that we are pleased to bring you with the help of our friends at @Wacoal, @cybex_global, FPC (on demand #postnatal #workouts #nyc), and @loveverybaby! To enter, visit: https://t.co/PthZ9lWcP9 #mom #baby

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

@thaturbinagirl @JoeyAppleseed Did she think you were trying to murder her!!??!!

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

Wow jerk

[Regan Munsey @Regan_Munsey]

My cousin sent me these pictures of her daughter this morning. She made cookies for Ray-Ray (me) and my boyfriend (nonexistent) for Christmas.

When my cousin told her it was just me coming to see her, this was her face.

Basically, I broke this child’s heart by being single.

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

@Chelserellie It’s new in my life.. but i have a white comforter... so I use the top sheet now because I’m gross and I don’t want to wash my comforter as much.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

@SisterJohnston I have a Halloween emergency. Need help. DM ASAP

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

If I accidentally send you my location you can be 90% sure I was attempting to save your number and hit send location instead of create new contact.. idk why this is a problem for me. But it is. Huge. I can’t overcome it.

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

Maybe adoption too 😳

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

You know... I think my desire and drive for a more natural medicine experience comes from all those years of watching Dr Quinn Medicine Women. #thanksmom #cureandcare #notpharmaceuticals #sully

[Isaac Gutierrez @Isaac_VonKuhn]

This one time I saw @SethPrimeUrbina split a man’s ear with a boomerang.

[Alyssa Gomez @thewhitegomez]

@lilyfromtexas @TreatHerWright @carli_horse @TreatHerWright @carli_horse and that plant