🦷;kay °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

stupid sapphic phantwt shitposter
#1 blonde phil enthusiast —♡︎

[lucila .⋆♱ @futuredeadgf]

not a shilling to your name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lavie 💜 is trying new things @LavendelLavie]

“Dan and Phil are so quiet where’s the next phupload?”

meanwhile Dan and Phil:

[mads 𓆏 is meeting danandphil @howellslesbians]

2018: “i just think people want you to be happy”
2024 “i wanted you to be happy”
2026 “i feel free, relaxed and happy for the first time”

[lucy @theamazingphil]

the worst part is i genuinely believed i had become a well adjusted free thinking adult but it turns out i was just one dan howell bicep flex and one "i have the footage of us kissing in pinof" away from total psychological collapse like it’s the next day and idk who i am anymore

[alex ✪ @phoundheaven]

PHANNIES ‼️‼️

I accidentally bought a hl tour ticket on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $1,000 (plane & tix, hotel). if anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is john he's 5'10 super nice guy

[avery @gorebugs2]

LOSING MY SHIT AT THIS WHAT WAS THATJF

[James ⊬ APE @Tyler_yoseph]

Tyler Joseph was only 21 when he made self titled

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

cuando uso "😔" esto es lo que quiero transmitir

[rose @louismyrose]

“#DPM607RA19102009” can someone actually give me a gun

[Pumpkin Pie @sadopacifists]

not to beat a dead horse but i can't believe ray & gerard performed with the muppets together and there isn't a full recording

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

I love how we have no idea what the tour even is aside from the fact that dan and phil are gonna be there and we all immediately dropped bank anyway

[lucy @theamazingphil]

I’M MEETING DAN AND PHIL 😭❤️

[🦷;kay °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @thewhoIetime]

@dakotadnp @danielhowell omg me too!!!! see u there 😁💜

[Kathleen @tmszhjh88]

This perspective is just too powerful

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[eleanor 👾 @sistcrdaniel]

🚨 DAN AND PHIL REPORTEDLY ROBBING THEIR QUEER AUDIENCE DURING PRIDE MONTH

"the money will help a lot to fund my new fursuit" states Howell.

[weezer @Weezer]

nvm i fixed it