Eli

he/him

[Eli @thewidget]

@ellispipermusic just do it now get it over with

[Eli @thewidget]

@wrappedaroundme Have you tried frozen peas right out of the bag? I know it's evil but you've come this far. Would recommend

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[Eli @thewidget]

@ellispipermusic Only if we can write the song together :)

[Eli @thewidget]

i just want true love that's true and lovely

[Eli @thewidget]

@RichRetr0 @YachtClubGames Maybe you could just be better at video games

[Eli @thewidget]

Wait if there's an anthony junior that means that Tony Soprano... 😳

My man!!! 😩😭🤝

[Coney @CONEY]

Literally the least surprising thing it could have been

[Eli @thewidget]

Michael Zowski

[Johnny @htownrocket78]

Supreme Leader is like regular leader but with sour cream and tomatoes.

[Nuke @megab00f]

shazaming the siren song with one hand steering ashore with the other

[Eli @thewidget]

@ellispipermusic nonbinarily

[Eli @thewidget]

@ellispipermusic Pretty sure that's you

[Eli @thewidget]

@ellispipermusic egg

[Errai @errai]

Don't cry because it's over. No smiling either. Stay focused. Keep accumulating energy for your spin attack. Destroy, destroy

[Eli @thewidget]

@lucelieve This reminds me of how when I'm subbing and I see kids using chatgpt and I think I would so much rather they be playing video games or doing drugs

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

Trying to explain Wario to my 5 + 3yos and failing. They ask if he is Mario but bad, and I answer more like the doppelgänger of German myth. But not quite. Still, my boys sense a profound enigma close at hand, a splinter in the mind, madness and truth dancing a jester's waltz...

[Eli @thewidget]

Of those cardboard substances

[Eli @thewidget]

Cardboard substances

[Eli @thewidget]

Lemme get a whiff