Wil Whitlark

Follow @keysick for all my future updates, and @retroaffect for updates on my current project, Snapshot.

[Steam @Steam]

Now Available - Snapshot: #SteamNewRelease #SteamSale http://t.co/0RRMK7sL

[kyle pulver @kylepulver]

Hey other side of the world! Did you know that Snapshot is out on Steam for PC? http://t.co/G9eZWPdL Check it out! : )

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

follow @keysick for all my future updates, and @retroaffect for info about my current project Snapshot.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

Link Wray - still NOT in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Fix this nao.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

“He is the king; if it hadn’t been for Link Wray and ‘Rumble,’ I would have never picked up a guitar.” - Pete Townsend

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@Techsave it turn ito a rokit ship for u and u fly 2 da moon lol

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@Techsave If you went in a elavater and ther is only 2 butins, qestin mark and exclamasen mark, then wich butin wood you push?

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@Techsave okay my question... what r u 2 wy ar u mufin the bst 4g ever! oky wat gd ya ok 2 u ysh i grk ya 5bz? yknoooww?!

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@THE_REAL_SHAQ just because zig ziglar has a cute voice and a funny name doesn't mean everything he says is true!

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

RT @neilhimself: Daniel PInkwater's latest book free online at http://bit.ly/YMjBl

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@zefrank Damn it Ze. This day makes me more depressed than any other day. It's the anniversary of the first day there was no more Ze.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@TheDoifter ...why must you do this. Also, /r/equesting SPP episode where marjorie gets a soul patch. I don't think that's too much to ask.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@larrysa any non-fiction would fall under the scope. I was thinking... I don't know what I was thinking. IT's a good idea though.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

really, though, why aren't we composing cell-phone nonfiction? it's an untapped market!

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@jonathancoulton up on the d-pad is TAUNT in smash. If there had been an analog stick that he was fiddling with...might've rated the movie R

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

Wife suggests the much cleverer " gandalf the green ". Going with that

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

Got bird. Named "wizard of speed and time". Wife rejects name

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@shotintoeternit or a washed-up actor trying to Gerard Depardieu it.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@TheDoifter i think you vastly underestimate the power of TRULY FRESH SOCKS. They'll blow your socks off.

[Wil Whitlark @thewil]

@shotintoeternit IT RHYMES