Justin Otherguy

Former believer in humanity.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

so.... he wants more teen pregnancies?? 😜 These people never stop being WEIRD AF.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

.@SenSchumer + @RepJeffries

Saying you're ready to meet is not messaging.

1. Trump is hiding the Epstein files.
2. Trump has crashed the economy
3. Trump has destroyed American farming
4. Trump just gave $20b to Argentina
5. Health premiums are skyrocketing
6. Food costs more

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

so... ONE dog "voted" (aka- one human turned in a vote cast in the dog's name) and you wanna spend millisons of dollars to make sure it never happens again, instead off just... removing the dog's name from the voting rolls?

[Rep. Kevin Kiley @RepKiley]

We've learned that a dog successfully voted in a recent California election. The animal kept getting a ballot in the mail even after it died. Its owner was only caught after posting a photo of the dog wearing an "I voted" sticker.

This is Newsom's California. We need Voter ID.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It’s hard to imagine basically any issue in recent history where a political party has been so insanely out of step with what their base wants.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

For someone to be in this moment in history, and be so incredibly, stupendously droll that you can't give a compelling tiktok video about what 's going on, is... ASTOUNDING. Being so utterly devoid of charisma that you can put people to sleep in less than 30 seconds is.. wild.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Trump has steered our economy straight into an iceberg.

Americans don't want to pay more for groceries, or see their rent and electric bills go up, or have a harder time finding jobs.

But that's exactly what's happening right now.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@kellwoohoo I'm with you. I don' get why people keep talking about 2028 like it's inevitable. Like there aren't more pressing issues as well.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@kellwoohoo that's not true... there are several Democrats, that are very committed to writing strongly worded emails!

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

The People’s House now looks like a set piece from Scarface 2: Golden Boogaloo. And honestly, I can’t tell if I’m supposed to salute, laugh, or tip the maître d’.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

Somewhere, Marie Antoinette is looking down (or up) saying, “bit much, don’t you think?”

[Kelly ツ🌊 Kellwoohoo @kellwoohoo]

This looks gross!!!

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

And the thing is, it’s too on the nose. It feels like trolling. This is the world’s tackiest Mad Lib: “Oval Office by way of Saddam’s palace meets Trump Tower gift shop.” It’s the kind of decorating choice that makes you feel like you’re being punked.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

This is comic book villain interior design. Dr. Evil wakes up from cryogenic sleep and goes, “Yes, this feels right. Add a model Air Force One on the coffee table and we’re done here.”

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

It’s like if a Bond villain hired a Vegas magician to remodel Saddam Hussein’s palace, then asked Liberace for a few finishing touches. Every corner screams, “Yes, I shop exclusively at Dictator Depot.”

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

So apparently Donald Trump looked at the Oval Office and thought, “You know what this needs? More gold.” Because subtlety is for peasants.

This is not décor. This is cosplay.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@kellwoohoo it's amazing how many stories like this are getting churned out by people using A. I. bots to create content to farm engagement.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@SenSchumer Thanks Captain Obvious.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@Acyn It's all a game to these guys. They believe that anythign goes, truth is irrelevant, spin is everything and nothing will ever come back and bite them.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@SenSchumer DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@SenSchumer @FBI Are you fucking kidding right now? You need a threat assessment to figure out if it's bad that a foreign adversary might have leverage over our leader(s)???

🙄

(Spoiler: IT IS.)

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear @SenSchumer and @RepJeffries

MIKE JOHNSON literally shut down the House and sent members home to BLOCK A VOTE ON THE EPSTEIN FILES.

YOU SHOULD BE CUTTING TV ADS RIGHT NOW DENOUNCING THIS.

YOU SHOULD BE ON TV IN RED STATES DENOUNCING THIS.

GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND DO THIS!

[Justin Otherguy @thewildriverdog]

@FWD4Democracy @allenanalysis Oh totally, because nothing calms the global economy like unpredictability, rapid reversals, and constant rate whiplash. Markets love chaos. Let’s just toss in a piñata while we’re at it.