Will Foust

Work hard, rock hard, eat hard, sleep hard, grow big, wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@Epson I literally just threw your all in one across a room when it couldn't scan a multipage document. Between the never-ending software updates that didn't do anything and the hardware that couldn't grab A. Single. Piece. Of Paper. I hope you burn in hell.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@UPS Let's see if you can actually reply...

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@UPS can you please explain to me how my package has been on a truck "out for delivery" for four days? And when I call and am told that the driver "only has 98 stops" to make in 7 hours, that's supposed to make me think I'm gonna get it today?

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@Apple 15 minutes on chat support to verify I can use my gen 1 AirPod pro case with my gen 2 AirPods pros. 1 hour on chat trying to unbrick them after using them with the case. 20 minutes to the mall. 5 minutes in I'm told I have to buy another case despite what tech support said

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@ScottBaio @KamalaHarris I love how when Hollywood stars express opinions, they should keep acting. I guess washed up tv stars don’t have that luxury.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@ImMeme0 @mcuban This is not a real person.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@SpartaJustice @realDonaldTrump This guy has a demons resume. He was looking for anyone to blame for directing his own behavior. Really kinda sad. And scary this is what people think is true.
*shiver*

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@bennyjohnson Fellate much?

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

Irony is the people that @JDVance denigrated in his holier than thou, fabulist screed are the same people donating their welfare checks to him.
@realDonaldTrump - he’s faker than you.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@LauraLoomer That thing called proof. It’s a toughy. And the information on Air Force One is pretty apparent. Yeesh. Call the sky blue and pay yourself on the back for ace reporting.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@RepMattGaetz You should introduce a bill requiring more training before getting Botox injections. Woof.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@JDVance1 @JDVance1 is a fabulist.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

I’m just glad that @JDVance1 has finally found a good cock to suck.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@elonmusk Yeah. It’s crazy how that “equal under the law” thing works. No matter how trivial. You may not get it - but it matters.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@tedcruz Glad to see you respect the rule of law Ted.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@BestBuySupport is a contradiction in terms. Let me talk to someone in my local store about how they cancelled my 3 month old appointment for a car install instead of a call center.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@BestBuy has the absolute worst customer service. Been trying to talk to a human at a store - and they’ve decided a call center is the best approach. Not talking to people you actually interact with. Sad because the call center is terrible and their actual humans aren’t.

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@daily_politics @laurenboebert Way to do what you’re told!

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@ConservBrief I think you’re probably a barely literate ass flower

[Will Foust @thewillfoust]

@TokyoCid @wallstwolverine Bots die sometimes. Glad to see you’re gone.