Uday

existential crisis.
with a sense of humour.
geopolitics paglu. RCB.

[Bhaumik Gowande @bhaumikgowande]

An empty DTC bus at 9 PM. Not because there are no passengers—hundreds were waiting at bus stops along the route. The driver simply wouldn't stop. Route 356STL Dwarka Cluster Depot 22 buses are notorious for this.
The only reason I managed to board was because, as I saw the driver not slowing down at my stop, so I pulled out my phone and started recording with flash. The driver immediately stopped.
For many Delhi residents, these are the everyday hurdles involved in something as basic as boarding a public bus, especially the old orange ones. Operator contracts need stricter infractions clauses for not stopping.

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Started the season with belief. Ended with back to back titles. 🏆
This team lived every emotion together. The highs, the pressure, the hurdles, and the unwavering support. It feels extra special because… this place is HOME! ❤️ @RCBTweets

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@imVkohli @RCBTweets Just keep playing man. 🙂

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@Roytweets09 @imshvetank One more home test series lost and gambhir will be back to kkr. Calm down.

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@LisanAlGaib2801 @prime_flick What about abdul samadh? Team mate of rasikh for j&k.

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@voldemortscore In order to tackle short ball he has made subtle change in his stance. He needs to work with somebody to tackle it otherwise it will be more vulnerable in coming time.

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

We asked ourselves a question last year- can we go back to back?

Here we are again 🏆🏆❤️❤️

@RCBTweets

[Cricket🏏 Lover // ICT Fan Account @CricCrazyV]

Kohli saw the 21st century top cricketers list by ESPN and decided to show who's the greatest player of this century. One and only Virat Kohli.

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

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[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@Im__Arfan 2027 worldcup final 🤞

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

“Warra 200 strike rate for Virat Kohli”.
“Warra fifty in IPL Final”.

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

Having a great game isn't his habit. It's his lifestyle. 🥶🥶🥶

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@Prithvi10_ 3 in 3 seems possible now, then that auction is gonna mess up. 🥲

[Aditya M @Aditya_exe45]

SAI😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

Chronology samjhiye
- Army picks up the NEET exam paper from the printing centre.
- Army bullet proof vehicles take them to the nearest airbase
- IAF then flies these papers to all destinations.

(Lets use Navy submarines to take answer sheets for scanning and upload to servers for OSM)

Jai ho sarkar!

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@fadnavis_amruta You will solely bring down Deva bhau. Stick to kitchen this shit ain't for you.

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@SharmaAshm @RahulPBKS Gt won't go on this flat pitch. There top order plays negative knocks. So it is Rr vs Rcb most likely.

[Enes 🇹🇷 @enesovat22]

Islam is the most performative religion 🤦‍♂️

[Royal Challengers Bengaluru @RCBTweets]

Vintage touch. Modern dominance. 🌟

[Uday @thewittyguy69]

@Im__Arfan Devdutt can't play India with these 30's and 40's and virat won't be there at other end playing for India. Has to level up.