Jordan

Just your friendly deaf Jew here to tell offensive jokes and fight the patriarchy

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@ericmv123 My venmo is @jordancwright12 ✌🏼

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: George Floyd’s family settled a lawsuit against Minneapolis for $27 million over his death in police custody. It’s among the largest settlements in a police misconduct case. https://t.co/cAeANcGe6R

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Fully vaccinated people can have small gatherings indoors with other vaccinated people but should continue to wear masks in public, the CDC said. https://t.co/rNPo7PWu2e

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@witchmilk_ Ugh hate when that happens :/ I tried out some mods and within 10 seconds mine had become a cocaine-addicted prostitute all on her own 🙄

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@witchmilk_ Man these sims are wild

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@witchmilk_ DO THEY KNOW THERES A PANDEMIC

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@witchmilk_ When I had Sims 3, her and a mummy were my maids 😂

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@maljothegreat THIS

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to Trump on his first ever consequence

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

There are terrorists storming the capital. Happy #2021 🙄

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@maljothegreat @madsbans So now people are just going to go to work, even if they test positive. So cases will keep spiking 🙄

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

Hi. Please stop telling Jewish people that their race doesn’t exist. You don’t know what you’re talking about. Also, Jews aren’t white. Dm if you have questions. I’m not fighting you though

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@aliveisshe How do people that are that stupid physically function?

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@aliveisshe @love_simbaaa Ok but like... I definitely turn my hearing aid volume down/off when I don’t want to listen to someone 😂😂😂

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

I feel like now they’re just trying to piss off republicans on purpose 😂😂😂

[TIME @TIME]

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are TIME's 2020 Person of the Year #TIMEPOY https://t.co/o97QNlSBrl

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Republicans: unlike you I'm not a sheep

Also Republicans: the Lord is my shepherd

[Jordan @thewrightjew]

@AzieDee Also, people have been charting the movement of planets for around 3000 years 🙄 and it definitely was written down

[adam @childbearer]

My parents bought an AR 15 to defend their rural missouri home from antifa but little do they know antifa has ALREADY INVADED THEIR HOME and is in their fridge eating all their shredded mozzarella at 2 am

[Eric Vergon @ericmv123]

I miss 2016. Quite possibly the best year of all time. Life was good.