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and if you go chasing rabbits
and you know you're going to fall

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People always seem to assume my name is Alice cos of my twitter name but it's not 😂 My whole aesthetic is based off a Jefferson Airplane song that is always stuck in my head https://t.co/nSDjeIN6MW

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@DanBall00 Honestly my thoughts exactly, the poor bugger just needs to get a good night's sleep!

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Oh god someone get Robbie off that piano before he breaks a bone #ABCNYE

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LMAO why is Robbie Williams barely singing a full song and just admitting he is here to promote his biopic so funny right now #ABCNYE

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IDK guys, I look at the Joker for the new Suicide Squad game and all I see is @shanemadej cosplaying Joker 😳😂

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Just goes to show you can be a top cop and still be completely unable to read people 🤷🏻‍♀️ #TheTraitorsAU

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#TheTraitorsAU is literally full of the most brain-dead contestants I've ever seen on a tv show

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I can't believe a head of lettuce has outlasted the UK PM 😂😂😂

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If Paddy Considine does not win all the awards for his work on #HouseOfTheDragon I will riot

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@hpburner1 @rosalilly_ Oh yeah, I know they can't just be like 'you're fired'. What I wonder though is if The Food Network can force him out of their cooking show without cancelling it all together. It would suck for the other 3 to lose that opportunity. TFN may not care, but I'm curious how that works

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Holy shit I only just found out Adnan Syed's conviction has been vacated. I hadn't followed the case in a few years but that is huge news! I hope the true killer of Hae is found and brought to justice. Honestly it's just such a sad case for everyone involved.

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@wnswz Yup! And now they are only going to put out one video a week for a while? I know they had an excuse for why they're doing that, but in retrospect they a clearly trying to re-edit what they can and probably dumping videos from their schedule that simply can't be worked around.

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@Reactionputhy I would hope not, but I have heard of that happening way too often IRL. I feel terrible for her if the allegations are true, but god that would be so much worse for the kids to be raised in that sort of conflicting environment

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@larukuai Right?! A man who drones on about how much of a family man he is with the perfect marriage and how much he loves his wife is actually cheating on her with his younger female employee??? Literally the most cliched story that we have seen time and time again throughout history

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@blobfob

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So many people acting shocked that Ned from The Try Guys may have cheated on his wife - as if this is the first time in history a guy who puts on a "Family Man" act has cheated with his employee. This is so common it's literally a cliche tbh.

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@ShavonArsena @kattenbarge It's always the ones shouting the loudest that are hiding the biggest sins. It's that classic case of overcompensating.

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@komovasbars It's always the ones screaming about how perfect their marriage is that are full of shit tbh.

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@_HALF_LIT_MOON_ That would almost be worse tbh. This situation being a prank would be insanely fucked up - I could see a fucked up prank channel or someone like a Paul brother pull that shit, but it goes entirely against the Try Guys brand.

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@fedyasfloaties Ned rn: