Dr Garlic Bread 🌸

Hello! 20s, and terrible at replying to messages. Mostly retweets.

[Dr Garlic Bread 🌸 @wnswz]

In my Amanda Woods era (pretending I'm fine with my miseries and putting Mr Brightside on full blast while spraying a can of whipped cream straight into my mouth)

[Luiz Fernando M. Paes @Lfmpaes]

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[maddie ꕤ @overnostalgic]

this is sending me

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

*me flirting*
so... have you... learned anything interesting lately?

[Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note]

Came to see The Odyssey in IMAX and I'm sitting next to two guys who knew absolutely nothing about it. One guy said his only reference is the old episode of Wishbone. Other guy said he knows it's something about a war. They're just here with popcorn and an open mind. Amazing.

[valentine @valawakened]

"It was always you" is just so good. It was always you. The second we met, it was you. It was you even when I didn't want it to be you. It was you even when it was someone else. It was you. It was you. It was you. I belong to you, even if you don't know it yet. I will never belong to someone else, I only belong to you. Don't you get that? It was always you.

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

as a financial contributor to this wedding i am going to need pictures in the next 10 days or i will end up on the evening news.

[rory @mad21scientist]

Tom Holland upon hearing that Sadie Sink didn't have to audition for the role and was handpicked by Marvel.

"Must be nice!.. Must be nice."

Lol, he said he had to undergo about 7 auditions for Spider-Man!

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love when you see your cat walking toward you at a leisurely pace and you say "hi baby!" because you’re excited to see them and they start trotting a little bit faster cause they’re excited to see you too

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

my sister out here calling my non-binary fiancé her “other-in-law” it’s actually pretty funny

[Astropics @astro4pics]

Eruption on Mount Etna in Sicily creates an effect in the sky that looks like a flaming phoenix.

[Alfhilde 🦊⚔️ @AlfhildeO]

My grandpa said that being a lesbian was a trend and i asked him if he ever met women who lived together who said they were "close friends" when he was younger and i just saw something click in his head 😅

[Ananya🎀 @ananya_pvtpf]

i always love to hear a story where two lovers realized that they had been in the same place at the same time before they officially met. like oh, the world has been wanting you two to meet all this time. it's just as eager as you are, but it must wait for the right moment

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

husband went to see The Odyssey

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big cat named Maximus and just named his new tiny cat Minimus.

[hex @thectrldevil]

told my bf I want to lose like 15 pounds to be at my goal weight and his response was “oh you want to lose all our meals and memories together”

[tova 🫶 @babes4blood]

thinking back to times when people i’ve been on dates with have asked me to come back to their place and i’ve been like sure :) fully not realising it’s been a sex invite

[kat.net @aSaneWitch]

I was kinda rly depressed yesterday just talkingnto one of my pharmacists like she was basically telling me i need to lock in and get a second job and work hard or wtv and i just went "yeah its sink or swim but nobody wants to admit that some people just sink." and she got quiet

[“kimari”🦋 @onthattightrope]

the most devastating way to open a song

[dot @nbgirlboyfie]

i loveee when intimate relationships involve each party being thankful for difficult conversations + being given opportunities to learn how to care for the other person better while also having each party's personal dignity restored &/or maintained & honoured as a shared effort

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

toddler was whining and my husband said “use your words buddy” and he looked up and said “mama. dada. BOUW (ball).” he did it. he used all the words he knows. i still don’t know what was wrong but good game kiddo.