Dylan (he/they)

🏳️‍🌈 queer math teacher. enby.

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

My favorite part about being trans is picking up prescriptions for both Jennifer and Dylan and they have the same birthday, insurance and DL number… but people are confused and can’t figure out what’s happening

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

I’m 28 and people are still asking if I’m the student on field trips I planned

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@lordflyron @summawott Do you need anything? I wish I could help!!!

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@kendallisqueer Me having to shake Calliope’s bowl every evening to prove to her she’s not starving

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

My students were born AFTER panic! at the disco’s first album was released. That’s literally not physically possible

[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

people in the replies like “boo hoo poor millionaire actor” but the point is that if the *star of the show* isn’t making any money from streaming, you think anyone else is????

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

pov i’m looking at u like this bc i want to use ur credit card sooo bad

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@itsjanuarynow @summawott And they’re queer

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of idealizing about who you wish they would be.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

my love language is all of em, do everything

[trash jones @jzux]

“do one thing every day that scares you” yeah why do you think i’m going to work

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@itsjanuarynow You love it

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@itsjanuarynow Why didn’t they eat their cauliflower

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@itsjanuarynow Quarantine when all we ate were TJs meals

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@itsjanuarynow That’s so sweet Omg

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

@AnyssaVela Yeah

[Dylan (he/they) @they_dylan]

Is it fucked that I married the first girl I ever kissed

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me and my best friend, after we talk a little about our lives: