El Thiem

a bad bitch. “You can’t put a gender on incomprehensible panic.🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️”

[El Thiem @theyrnot1ofus]

[to the tune of The Sound Of Silence]
Hello school my old friend
Ive come to be stressed out once again

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Rudy Giuliani publicly told Zohran Mamdani that it is “inappropriate” for Zohran to go to the 9/11 memorial.

On the next day, Mamdani released 170,000+ pages of documents exposing that Giuliani’s administration lied to the public, because they knew about the toxic air after 9/11, all to get people back to work.

This is the biggest political check mate of our time I fear…

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Thank you for shopping at our legal dispensary! Your total is ten dollars. That’ll just be twelve dollars, so we’ll draw twenty dollars from your account, give you back five in cash of course, take three, and return one. Then you just spin around three times,

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you smoke by yourself.

[HolidayKirk @HolidayKirk]

"The password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" blow my house up I don't care

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

you wanna talk about fighting fascism but no one wants to cook, clean, learn first aid, do repairs, practice community defense and discipline, study... you'll die alone of starvation and disease before you ever fight a fascist.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Mitch McConnell's medical team says he is "still having issues with breathing." This is a very common side effect to not being alive.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

Obama: "Or diapers. I remember buying diapers. Do you think Donald Trump has ever changed a diaper?"

Supporter: "His own!"

Obama: "I almost said that, but decided not to."

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Yall so fucking weird yall think just cause you love someone you can’t criticize them and that’s why everybody so weak or evil now

[Pedro Santana @AO_PedroS]

The last president that said no to Israel got assassinated in 1963.

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

If a person named Benjamin Mileikowsky (Netanyahu) who grew up in Philadelphia who’s ancestors are from poland can be the prime minister of a made up nation (israel) you can be anybody you wanna be if you just believe.

[𝒵 ❀ @rawrzeee]

Can yall stop using Ai im tired of being boiled alive in September

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Stop calling us Nazis,” says the administration that consistently uses Nazi quotes, Nazi rhetoric, and Nazi tactics.

[Erich @platypusjones]

My pet peeve is the fact that our entirely computerized banking system still pretends that it can't process deposits on a weekend or holiday.

[ZoomZoom Mazda™ni @terraformastdio]

Never forget all of the union workers brutally beaten and murdered by police and strikebreakers, because they don’t teach us about that in our schools.

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

the earth gave us weed and mushrooms and ppl still do coke

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

This is the shit I couldn’t stop thinking about while touring historical homes in Georgia as a kid. Literally every plantation tour guide says something like “we recognize slavery was bad but at OUR home they were treated like family.” An enormous , agree upon lie in the south

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

You cannot accidentally do this much Nazi shit.

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

In the same week, different US judges ruled water is not a human right but access to AI-generated child porn is, and there are people who still don’t get why we call it the Epstein Empire?

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

Clean water is NOT a human right in the United States. Americans do NOT have a right to clean water.

The city of Jackson knowingly allowed residents to drink contaminated water, they sued, & the courts told them to fuck off.

Clean water is for the data centers now.

[pari ᢉ𐭩 @comfypari]

it should be illegal for a webpage to force-open the app store too. let me use ur damn website i don’t wanna download ur fuckass app 😭