joel 🗿

79 IQ | ✝️

[Magills @magills_]

lmao

[OSZ @OpenSourceZone]

The Louisiana House and Governmental Affairs Committee voted to adopt House Committee Amendment No. 5662 to Senate Bill 121, amending the state’s congressional map

Vote:
🟢 Yes: 10
🔴 No: 7

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, which is expected to be announced within the next few hours, per Iranian State media.

[joel 🗿 @theysaidoneway]

@shanggyangg They'd still have to request to receive the bath mat unless you just randomly ship them out to every Medicare beneficiary. The retards that are too inept to purchase a bath mat for themselves wouldn't go online and request for one either.

[Ed Gallrein @EdGallrein]

Thank you to President Trump for his endorsement, and to the voters of Kentucky’s 4th District for your trust and support. Tonight, true Republicans made their voices heard and stood up for the values and principles they believe in. I’m honored by the confidence you’ve placed in me, and I will work every day to be a champion for Kentucky and our nation. God bless Kentucky, and God bless America.

[OSZ @OpenSourceZone]

Incumbent Senator Bill Cassidy will lose the Louisiana Republican primary, he becomes the 1st elected senator since Richard Lugar in 2012 to lose his seat in a primary

[CIA @CIA]

Havana, Cuba

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump is greeted by a formal state welcome and massive fanfare in Beijing ahead of his meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

TWO KINGS. 👑

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[Jeremy Carl @realJeremyCarl]

This statement is badly mistaken in an American context, but it is downright sociopathic in a European context.

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE: They are coming home.

Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). https://t.co/n3vZE2rcFv

[P.T. Ward @HTWardish]

“This is a one time fix.”

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

He is risen! ✝️

[Earth @earthcurated]

Today is Easter.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

🚨“WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Office Members, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is SAFE and SOUND!” - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

GODSPEED. 🚀🇺🇸