El Rey

Call me Zac cos I dunno what the Effron with me- Watford FC enjoyer

[El Rey @theyusufm]

@jjenc_ @JeanTer82510682 @THECLASSICMANNY I don’t think cheating on your wife with her best friend is that responsible pal

[. @SCFCJosh96]

I missed it the first time that's how incredible it is

[Ben🇪🇬🇫🇷 @_Ben11i]

Gabriel watching that souttar penalty

[El Rey @theyusufm]

Cape Verde?!?

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[El Rey @theyusufm]

@tonytiger67 🤣🤣🤣

[Thuso van Zyl 🇿🇦 @Thuso1Africa]

Cricket player Hashim Amla, a Muslim, represented South Africa with honour and integrity at an international level. He did more for South Africa than all useless members of your family combined

[El Rey @theyusufm]

This is killing me 🤣🤣🤣

[David KC @DavidMuttering]

"Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-integrate him into the home and he ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.

[Paul Howard @AkaPaulHoward]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Deeply respect how he chooses to watch these games from home. His head is on Mars from minute one so he wants to be in a controlled environment at all times 😭

[El Rey @theyusufm]

Pre-Madonna 😭😭

[Peter Bleksley @PeterBleksley]

Pull your finger out, you multi-millionaire, pampered, pre-madonna knobheads.

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

IM CRYINGGGG 😭😭😭😭

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

Pro clubs type of reaction 😭😭

[Cal_SCFC @cal_scfc]

Danny Murphy with a bizarre piece of commentary

[A☝🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @whualfie_]

How’s the person who reported the racism getting more backlash than the guy who was racist…

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

The comments… deary me.

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

Hinge has mastered the art of showing you the fittest thing you’ve ever seen when you’ve just ran out of likes

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.