Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.
Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.
Cricket player Hashim Amla, a Muslim, represented South Africa with honour and integrity at an international level. He did more for South Africa than all useless members of your family combined
“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston.” This is the commentary moment of the World Cup and it will not be beaten. Ever.
Deeply respect how he chooses to watch these games from home. His head is on Mars from minute one so he wants to be in a controlled environment at all times 😭