asia ✞

[asia ✞ @theyycallmea]

& wtf was going on at bratz hq when they put love is wicked in the soundtrack 😭

[asia ✞ @theyycallmea]

@AlohaAlani_ then you would be hitting the nail on the head sista

[1017 @veryfavored]

how u gotta eat when u turn 25

[cudii 🦚 @mscod3d]

and pls don’t be wearing blue eye contacts around me i really do not have the patience yo

[altrakanetannhäuser @ALTRAKILL]

niggas be sayin em dash use is an ai indicator
well excuuuse me a nigga walked away from AP Lang with a lil sumn sumn in his 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘳𝘦

[tutu @SatinTweety]

brief periods of unemployment is key for character development i feel

[asia ✞ @theyycallmea]

@FollowThisXimo im genuinely never deleting twitter oh my gosh

[Dee Phunk @DeePhunk]

I love that one of the driving motivations of her advancing in the tournament is that she has to get some fits off.

[𓂀 @yonceduh]

Men love tf out of you in between them video games before the next round starts

[HB @hotboyloko13]

hey your bf out here saying good bye to august on IG again

[liz ♛ @solongliz]

a lot of you desperately need to start getting back in touch with the real world. it’s not enough to touch grass - you need to join a community group, go to an irl book club, volunteer, get an adult job. you need SOMETHING to help quell the chronically online brainrot.

[asia ✞ @theyycallmea]

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Over 10,000 cases of tofu have been recalled due to possible contamination with ink.

[asia ✞ @theyycallmea]

tajae called me this morning on the way to work talking bout some "happy monYAY". i've never hung up the phone so quickly in my life😭

[mya wya @myaovermatter]

niggas so crazy I ain’t spoke to this ngga in 3 years why are you calling me randomly

[🫧✨ @tracey09_]

Boss: “You can leave early if you want”

Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“2027 is in 4 months” me who lost track of time since 2019

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

Beyoncé on the elevator with jay z and solange:

[asia ✞ @theyycallmea]

was sharing my screen in a meeting at work today and accidentally pulled up my signed offer letter and confidentiality agreement for my new job

[Wilfrid💫🇸🇳🇻🇦 @WILFRID667]

Le RH t'écoutant raconter tes compétences durant l'entretien alors qu'il a deja choisis son cousin pour le poste.