@chancetherapper We got engaged the same day you did and she finally got to see you perform live with me right here in Chicago. Thanks for another dope show! #TBDChi
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Ladies, if he:
- doesn’t respond to your texts
- oh hey cool you’re reading the tweet
- ah the good ol’ meme-format-to-fourth-wall switcheroo
- let’s use our time together to learn an obscure ocean factoid
- it’s a doozy here we go
Porpoise teeth are shaped like tiny spatulas!
If nothing else good comes of this day, at least we can rest easy knowing JB Pritzker might stop flooding our ad space. #ElectionDay#Chicago#IVoted#BlueWave