spursy.

Tottenham Hotspur are ruining my mental health

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Who would’ve known that Vicario’s upgrade was sitting on our bench all along

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Not angry at bergvall wanting to leave, great player but low in the pecking order and we can get a tidy few for him

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

You’ve absolutely lost your mind if you think we should accept any bid for Vuskovic.

Complicated situation and I know he doesn’t want another loan but letting him go would be a grave mistake.

[Talking THFC @TalkingTHFC]

PALHINHA BOMBA! 💣🇵🇹 #thfc

Well, ish. Class chat. What a guy.

My first day on holiday in the Algarve with the family.

To my amazement, who do I bump in to in my hotel? João Palhinha!

Couldn't believe it.

Chatted for a while about last season and asked the obvious, "Are you staying?"

JP: "I would like it, yes."

Me: "How's it going?"

JP: "Negotiating. Lazy."

Me: "Lazy? From Spurs?"

JP: "Yes."

Me: "Trying to get the price down with Bayern?"

JP: "yeah, yeah. [Pointed at his brother - his agent??] We will see."

Cba to write out the whole chat, lol. Can tell he was keen on sticking around. Both laughed about tight ol' Tottenham trying to get his price down. Loved the Van Hecke signing & was super proud to have helped kept us up. Proper COYS no matter the outcome. 🤍

(It was suncream, ok?)

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

If De Zerbi wants Tonali then I’m all for it, however if we have that budget for a statement signing this summer then I’d much rather we spend £85 million on a world class striker

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

SUNDERLANDDD

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Richarlison receives a temporary pardon from me for his crimes against football

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

COME ONNNNNNN

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

BRILLIANT GOAL MATHYS

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Cannot even put into words how much I despise Richarlison. He is where attacks go to die. Every goal he scores is another month on his contract and another dagger in my heart

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

That Richarlison goal-scoring streak he went on a couple seasons ago was the worst thing to happen to this club

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Spot on ✅

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Hopefully this game opens people’s eyes to how dreadful Pedro Porro is. I simply cannot stand it.

His so called “technical ability” is pointless when he hits every ball out of play, or every cross into the first man.

He fails to mark his man, consistently ball watches, gets caught out of position. Watch him for the Mbeumo goal. “But he’s statistically the best defender in the league!” Yes, because statistics don’t convey garbage defending like that.

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

@SelassieTBC Still available, I’ve followed you

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Still available

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

x1 ticket for Spurs v Man U available.

Will be abroad that day 🤦‍♂️

Selling at face value, DM if interested.

RTs appreciated🙏

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Tottenham fans would swap their attacking, midfield options for others in a heartbeat.

They are not that delusional.

But ask almost every one of them, I don't think a single one would switch Van De Ven and Romero as their starting centre halves for ANYONE.

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

There has never been a better time for us to beat Chelsea. If we can’t do it now then I’ll just have to accept we’re actually their dogs ffs

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

x1 ticket for Spurs v Man U available.

Will be abroad that day 🤦‍♂️

Selling at face value, DM if interested.

RTs appreciated🙏

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

I was fully confident we’d lose today so in hindsight, it’s actually a good result

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

Shit performance and another shit team selection/tactical set-up from TF.

But at the very least, we didn’t lose.

[spursy. @thfc_MC]

We are absolutely fucking clueless in attack