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[Tenore Leggero 🌟 @SolarWindChime]

Try being upper middle class as a child and seeing in real time, your family falling into poverty.

[amber @thickandmean]

@xscorndogx i tried to be cool with it for a while but then i kinda felt disrespected. now if my bf wakes up when im getting changed i tell him to roll his ass over. me struggling to put my chonies on is no one’s personal show lol

[amber @thickandmean]

the starbucks in arvin being just a counter and drive thru is kinda fucked up when you think about it.

[NEET priest @serpentinedumb1]

People who enjoy lying for fun often overestimate their skill. The world's bartenders and taxi drivers are forced to nod and smile at people who think they're being quirky for doing high-school improv with themselves

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

john travolta truly was so beautiful in his edna turnblad drag... you could tell he felt safe.

[🫀 vir 🫀 commissions open @cigarette_room]

isn't it funny how being anti-cop & anti-ice is a universal statement but being anti-military is a taboo that will get you called a classist. isn't it interesting how we only judge systems of power when they harm americans but they are not that bad if they affect the global south

[amber @thickandmean]

@madiwxtkins saw a video that said not to expect any sales boosts from ig anymore. people don’t go on there to find new business they wanna tune out and doom scroll. something about email campaigns working better.

[amber @thickandmean]

@chrisisclueless thought you said nyc to cali i was like dudes never been to glendale 💀

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

[amber @thickandmean]

saw a picture of my old drama teacher and her husband on ig and i thought ima comment “my parents” but ofc a gen x beat me to it

[amber @thickandmean]

:(

[🅱️rody the 🅱️ede 🦣 @Brudhoric]

I have ARFID I can only eat oysters Rockefeller, lobster Thermidor, steak au poivre, and I can only drink Bordeaux from 2013 or earlier :/

[Priya Satia @PriyaSatia]

“The AI is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you…”

[amber @thickandmean]

how can the boys just end like that… all happy and shit… i was so used to the misery

[HalosRamsFan @HalosRamsFan]

@TerribleMaps Not totally accurate. I fixed it for you.

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[amber @thickandmean]

i smell good as fuck 📝

[amber @thickandmean]

taking a shower at your sisters place and using all her products >>>

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable