Im thinking about doing a segment on mondays @wakeupbarstool on the most overly emotional/irrational/sensitive/insecure fanbases in the NFL. Here is my list so far. Who am I missing?
1. Chicago Bears
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Packers fans it’s ok, you can now freely admit the last 2 years you knew you weren’t in the Lions stratosphere. You needing Parsons is proof your team was well behind. Now with him, you’re still going to finish 3rd in the North.
ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.
Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.
The best of the best NFL players have 24 hours to study a slight different moderation to their game. They can watch film and practice??? Your flag football team wouldn’t score a point.
Pick any 10 NFL players tomorrow and put them up against the USA Flag Football team, I’d bet on the flag football team for $50,000+
The NFL team loses every time.
This should be considered when making the Olympics team in 2028.
My 15 month old just broke down in tears
I asked her what’s wrong
She said “Daddy I miss Prince Fielder and Corey Hart and Ryan Braun so much.”
Me too kid
Now we’re both crying
Thanks a lot Brewers
a wisconsin-based professional sports team wasting away the career of a generational superstar with repeated playoff chokes is basically a canon event by now