BlairThing

Chief Biologist/ Outpost 31. Anyway... I’m feeling much better, and I’d like to come back inside

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@HermieBumble @BrokeWindows Yeah... he got you, @BrokeWindows. He got you GOOD!

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@real_quint @realchiefbrody @HooperInSharks @MayorLVaughn Better than calling @M_Kallender_Esq...

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@FedGarry @BrokeWindows @missamityisland

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@Sheriff_Teasle Didn’t really stop that drifter, though... did it?

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@M_Kallender_Esq, forgive the intrusion, but I’d like to discuss some pending legal matters which may concern possible lawsuit/s. I’d be more than happy to double your hourly consultation fee should you agree.

Regards,
Dr. T.E. Blair, MD, PhD
Head Of Research, Outpost 31

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@DeputyHunt @ChildsTheBadAss Second star to the right... then straight up your ass!

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@DeputyHunt @ChildsTheBadAss I’m a Nobel Prize winning biologist, hayseed. It’s men like ME who tell the CDC what to think.

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@Chef_Nauls Um. Yes?

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@FedGarry @Chef_Nauls @BenningsGeorge @DrCopperMD @Vance_NotChuck @thething_txt @Palmer_Thing @clarkdoghandler @BrokeWindows @ChildsTheBadAss He’s right. I could do it. Let me finish up my ship here...

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@Chef_Nauls @BenningsGeorge @FedGarry @DrCopperMD @Vance_NotChuck @thething_txt @Palmer_Thing @clarkdoghandler @BrokeWindows @ChildsTheBadAss 1.800.867.5309

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@BenningsGeorge Ugh. They’re both way too hairy. 🤣🤣

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@Chef_Nauls Fair enough, son. Will do.

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@HarrisonSmith85 @Chef_Nauls @clarkdoghandler... because no one else likes those frigging dogs. There’s something wrong with them.

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@SelectWomanTaft Well said.

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@jbiem1 @ChildsTheBadAss @Palmer_Thing Already finished months ago, smartass...

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@Chef_Nauls About damn time!

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@BrokeWindows, Dispatch, we’ve got a possible impaired driver...

First name: Dick. Last name: Uppinya.

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@BrokeWindows No... I’d much rather pleasure myself with a cheese grater.