Quint

Captain. Shark Fisherman. Navy Veteran. WW II Survivor. 3 Time Divorced/Widower. Against Amity-Zoning Laws! Distiller Extraordinaire. Professional Fee: $10,000.

[Quint @real_quint]

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. It's not gonna be pleasant...

But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter.

[Quint @real_quint]

@MayorLVaughn And yes. The Lighthouse is North of that south beach marker.

LOOK!

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When's the @MayorLVaughn gonna fix that LIGHTHOUSE... Not that broke this broke this winter, he did save August!

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@Cochran_Hater I'm sorry. I was not listening!

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@MayorLVaughn How that welfare winter goin'?

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@ChildsTheBadAss And a nice dog to keep Cookie.

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@UberTravis Maybe he can fix me Garand.

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I am the REAL QUNIT. Their might be more than my ex-wives. And the dead ones. I will play Me real!

There are too many Captain's on this island. Mate, Master, Pilot.... I am CAPTAIN!

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Happy Birthday jarheads.

https://t.co/zZMlsVKriM

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Wanna know why @realchiefbrody Chiefy fired on that beach?

Get "em"? all outta the water Chiefy.

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All of them August dollars! Here comes my Zoning Hike!

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Always love the free crackers from the Bonanza Salad bar.

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@eddie_marchand @HarrisonSmith85 I was doing just fine until Brody kicked me in the head.

[RabbitNRedLounge @RabbitRedLounge]

@WarrenCountyAdm @thedcregulator @quint_capt @real_quint is the more accurate and truer Quint.

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Call Captain Nolan and his "Bumpo"...

I got a live one fer em'...

https://t.co/N2irNwrcdr

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Merry Christmas! Wish you was here!

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these two assholes wanting to send CHRISTMAS CARD from aboard the ORCA!

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my third wife demise sent me this... I don't understand how that works!

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@AmityReporter I just want the @MayorLVaughn off my back with this ZONING CRAP!

that is normal fishing gear! I could use a new 'rockin' chaair!'

Some piano wire!

[Amity Reporter (PARODY) @AmityReporter]

Quint's Christmas list:
- $10,000
- Two cases of apricot brandy
- Champagne
- Iranian caviar
- Color TV

[Quint @real_quint]

Don't eat the 'Anchovy' @AmityPizza ...

I'd rather never wear a life jacket again!