Just tell liberals Lake Ontario’s preferred pronouns are Lake America and they’ll throw a parade, invent a new flag, and spend the next decade explaining why using the old name is an act of colonial violence.
Get your hearts checked, folks. Especially if you’re over 40. Throw in a colonoscopy while you’re at it. Don’t be stupid and die from a disease that’s preventable and treatable if you catch it in time.
If you’re overweight, now is the perfect time to get healthy. If you’re sedentary, now is the perfect time to get active. If you’re an addict, now is the perfect time to get clean.
And if you’re aimless and feel like something is missing in your life, now is the perfect time to accept Christ.
The Ohio State Buckeyes are 4-0 vs Michigan when Donald Trump is in office.
2017: OSU 31-20 🌰
2018: OSU 62-39 🌰
2019: OSU 56-27 🌰
2025: OSU 27-9 🌰
Is this a coincidence?