Things Crockett Does

I can double under into your girl's dms

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On Valentine's Day I can get a free premium trial account, so here I am enjoying the great selection!

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@thingsccrocdoes I shouldn't have done those shoulder presses, made my shoulder weak and my dignity

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"Who r u voting for?"

Bodybuilder: "Protein"

"....what?"

Bodybuilder: "Deadlift"

"....do u know what ur saying?"

Bodybuilder: "BICEPS"

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I'm glad I brought my Dumbbells in my backpack. Gonna get a quick pump in before the roadie ends

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If my hands were smooth like a baby's ass I woulda scored. I need more baby powder and less chalk

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Damn right😉

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Happy New Years, Just hope my balls drop this year.😭

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Merry Liftmas Everybody. I hope everyone gets Crossfit memberships and plenty of protein!!!

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I'm so big even the biggest parachute can't stop me

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It's Simple Math...

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How I do my homework

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The only breakfast I eat 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

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Do I take roids?

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Yeah, this awesome sculpture may have better hands than me, but I have better boobs!

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Merry Halloween

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They finally added an emoji of me, except they forgot to put stones for my hands

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Watch what you post on social media 😬

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Peep the new avi