John Havel

I have an intellectual life, but you wouldn't know that from this.

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@DruidWar6753 Jonathan gloated, didn’t handle jury management, stuck his tongue in the communal rice, & cheated by forming a pre-game alliance. You do know how survivor works, right? Aubry suffered way more losses and still came back and won (without being a challenge beast).

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@ClayTravis Clay Travis calls himself a sports journalist the way a guy with a podcast calls himself a doctor.

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@BarrettSallee This did not age well.

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@ClutchSportsND @ClayTravis Clay Travis doesn’t cover college football—he uses it as a delivery system for outrage with a halftime show.

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Texas Tech forgot to buy an offense.

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@wesruckerTBA

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@BreidenFehoko Yes if it’s by 21 points. Close game- no punishment.

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@ClayTravis But what if the score is lopsided? Like, if Alabama was blown out by 40 and looked totally incompetent? I know that’s not the case in this situation, but you’re saying that 100% of the time, absolutely, even for a bubble team, it should never matter?

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@PeteSampson_ No

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@Jdsmith31Smith Alabama did not do well. Should they drop 1 at least?

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@CollegeSportsO @RedditCFB Wait, is ND Jon Snow, like the charging front of horses is Ohio State defense? If so, this is a weird analogy because Jon Snow ended up winning.

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@BenAxelrod Maybe he had other good experiences off the field at ND?

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@BuckeyeBat Notre Dame had a similar thing. Honestly, I think Ohio State has it worse. Marcus Freeman has changed that a bit. How long till Freeman is Buckeye HC?

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@AriWasserman @andystaples What’s the difference between Ole Miss and Ohio State? They both loaded up, went all in. One made it, the other did not. What factors contributed to Ohio State making it all the way and Ole Miss falling short?

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@dosleprechauns @iamrocketismail

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@3YearLetterman I always knew you were a young lovable huggable type of guy.

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@jowrotethis i am not one for marching bands, but when the Stanford marching band plays this and they get to the drum solo- wowsers bowsers!

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Mr. Pickles, a radiated tortoise and the oldest animal at the Houston Zoo, finally became a father at the age of 90. He and his partner, Mrs. Pickles, welcomed three tortoise hatchlings: Dill, Gherkin and Jalapeño.
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@HorsemenPod No defense.