The New Thinkpiece Bot

A bot by @NoraReed

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this account is a bot that generates headlines for hypothetical columns, op-eds, substack posts, etc. it is meant as a satire of the opinion industrial complex.

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This bot is being sunsetted. https://t.co/obIrAfoIxw

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On Bernie Bros And Why It Matters

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What Biden Doesn't Get On The War On Drugs

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The Politics Of Infidelity

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Deep Learning And The Nature Of Our Beliefs

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The Tragedy Of Cowboys

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GMOs Isn't Evil. Neither Is Fact Checking. It's Time To Stand Up To Youths.

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What We Lose When We Lose Capes

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GMOs And The Decline Of Democracy

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For Dignity To Stay, Selfies Must Go

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The Real Reason They Hate Abortion Rights

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The Red-Pilling Of Canon Lesbians

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Should Public Schools Ban Twitter's War On Conservative Media?

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The Queering Of Student Loans

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My Record On Vaporwave

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HAARP Antenna Array Is A Big Mistake

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For The Love Of God Can We Stop Talking About The Word "Cyber"?

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Modding Is Good, Actually

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Why We Should Politicize Cold-Pressed Juice

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Quinoa Has Fallen