Thinky Crow

I want a world where married LBGT couples are free to protect their cannabis & poppy gardens with assault rifles they purchased online with cryptocurrency.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

Fun fact: there were no federal gun control laws of any kind in the United States until 1934.

So not only did the founding fathers go to their graves without passing a single gun control law, it stayed that way for literally a CENTURY afterward.

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Gaza was an experiment to see what would happen if you gave Palestinians near total control over a territory. That experiment has failed spectacularly.

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@Beth_W14 Dollars to donuts says if the genders were swapped, you’d still blame the man.

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@DrNeilStone If only people could be allowed to choose what kind of milk they would want to consume!

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@Sassafrass_84 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗪𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗢𝗡 𝗚𝗢𝗗’𝗦 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@OluwakoyaTolu If a cashier has ever taken your bill and said “Out of twenty”… THIS is why.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@witchwhow @HazelAppleyard This is the UK. Poor bastards can’t even legally carry PEPPER SPRAY.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@FrankBr05713205 More obnoxious is that the expected percentage keeps creeping up. Back in the 80s and into the 90s, 10% was considered a completely acceptable tip. Then it went to 15%. Then 20%. Now some folks claim it should be more.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@AshySlasheeDB He was also rather good as Batman in live action too

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@linwoodsq @AshySlasheeDB I'm a fan, but no. None stand up to Conroy.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@ceanndach @VerminusM What does “Palestine” mean in Arabic?

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@MikeBales Ugh, and crinkle cut fries? Worst fries.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@deltaozzimo Best part is where he crowdsourced over $600k for his defense only to get a public defender and keep all the money.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@Aku_700 The best part is where they crowdfunded over $600k for his defense only for him to get a public defender and keep the money.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@GeneralMCNews So I assume they infected themselves… right?

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@MizShannonS Not GAF about your partner’s sexual needs makes you a shitty partner.

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@HazelAppleyard @SarahWW You don’t care about facts, because of course you don’t…

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

@interesting_aIl My question is have they already infected themselves?

[Thinky Crow @ThinkyCrow]

So I was talking with a friend’s Gen Z kids, and the topics of life before the internet and the early internet came up. I told them I’ve been going online for over 30 years, first buying stuff from eBay and Amazon in the 90s.

They called me an “internet OG”.

I like that. 😆