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[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

This is my favorite tweet ever, never delete it

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Hey @ESPNFantasy it’s been 46 years and your app still fails at making a noise when it’s your turn to draft. Terrible. Every damn year.

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@William40102062 @nypost “Not powerful enough to suck you into the machine”

K 👍🏻

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

My mom watched Southern Charm and is explaining who everyone is to me:

“This girl traveled halfway around the world to travel with a guy and then he cheated. They all have sex addictions I think”

“This girl broke up JLo and A-rod. He slid into her DMs”

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING NEWS:

A passenger jet collided midair with a black hawk helicopter and crashed into the Potomac River in a mass casualty event in Washington DC.

Just last week, Trump FIRED the heads of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and the Coast Guard, and disbanded the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hilary Clinton reacts to Donald Trump declaring he will rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

Interesting that Elon hasn’t taken any time to refute claims that he made a Nazi salute tonight. Twice.

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

@dimoko Ok, I hadn’t considered children 🤔

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

Does anyone out there actually enjoy cake pops or is the entire industry held up by event coordinators trying to make a table look pretty?

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

I want to quickly highlight a completely bonkers part of Trump's Project 2025 agenda relating to your salary and faith. You have to see this stuff in text to understand the degree to which these extreme MAGA types want to control your life.

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

One day life is easy, and the next day you’re pregnant, trying to renovate your entire house before the baby comes, and pretty sure you’ll never get to play your Nintendo Switch again.

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

I love this song so much and no one else does except Andy Herren 🥲

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

In honor of Katy Perry’s “Never Really Over” turning 5, I want to remind everyone of the time I got drunk in 2019 and made a playlist called “mever really over” that was just “Never Really Over” on repeat for 82 minutes.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

What was “the incident” at your high school?

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

My theory is the tuna in oil industry is entirely supported by people accidentally buying it when they meant to buy tuna in water. Who are the people intentionally buying tuna IN OIL?

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

@thenewjetzzfan I was part of the potluck one that made national news. Good luck lol

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Pretty sure this is what @tkelce is texting Harrison Butker right now #chiefs #taylorswift

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

Daily reminder to my friends that if you’re not investing you should start TODAY. Open a free E*trade account and literally just check on it like once a month to buy something new. Or you can auto invest with recurring deposits. It’s SO EASY. I literally never think about this!!!

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

Last night I had an intense craving for (what I call) Taco Soup, so I had ingredients delivered at 10pm and it’s been simmering since this morning. Then I just realized it’s Cinco de Mayo! My biological clock is apparently in sync lol

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@T_RexCali @_davidivad_ @ucfjav You must not have been very plugged in during this time. Perez Hilton wielded INSANE power at the time. He was TMZ before TMZ. He trashed her a lot, and the album. He definitely had a hand in its lack of success.

[thirdlieb @thirdlieb]

Unfrosted apparently sucks which means everything Jerry Seinfeld has done solo has bombed. This supports my strong opinion that Larry David was the full creative genius behind Seinfeld on NBC, but Jerry received undue partial credit. But it was all Larry. Curb is so good 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

American Horror Story has never been good. Not once. That season you thought was good? It wasn’t.