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mostly asbun 🥰

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

abis bersih2, tetep ngepel area litterbox yg suda kosong 🐱🤏
muscle memory-nya masih ada kewajiban ngepel area kucing2
hampa amat gada yg bisa diuyel2
😭😭😭😭😭

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

rekap otewe hari ini..
hampir nyruduk bapak2 belok kiri tanpa riting
bejir pakbapak sespesies sama buibu ritng ngiwa mbelok tengen
tibake makhluk (((paling berlogika))) pun ng ndalan ra nggo logika skskk kocyak

[sky @sskybluee_]

ternyata kalo kita tujuan nya semuanya bakalan di usaha in

[Meutia Faradilla @meutiafaradilla]

Satu, "Nggak masalah melayani.." padahal kata melayani saja sudah mengartikan adanya kuasa yg timpang dalam relasi rumah tangga.

Kedua, aktivitas-aktivitas melayani ini selalu terkait dgn peran gender tradisional. Ini yg digugat feminis.

Wajar, Lio mau nangis. Frustrating emg.

[zee @veluetine]

Kalo mau wanita lo tenang, kuncinya dua:
1. Jangan pernah bohongin dia
2. Jangan pernah menempatkan dia di survival mode.

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

baca replies + qrt merinding dikit

[kakay @noxvine]

Single men = kerja, hobi tetep jalan
Married man = kerja, hobi tetep jalan

Single woman = kerja + hobi jalan
Married woman = antara diminta resign/tetep kerja + ngurus anak + rumah + suami. Pulang kerja suami bisa nyantai, istri pulang kerja masak sm beres2 rumah.

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

rekor dalam seminggu kojah past tense 3 kali 😭
sampe apal mentok ini

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

@areumdowoonie Iya lagi
padahal aroma buku baru tuh adiktif 😍

[EMMA💜 @lizrehema]

Postpartum should be handled well...Thanks to the men who understand the game.

[vi er @vier4x4]

Gue benci bgt jatuh cinta dalam keadaan ga setara gini anjirrt :(

dia orang bener, gue orang benern’t 🙂🤲🏻

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

@Bimztzyy @SoloMenfess difolbek @SoloMenfess wae ora kok ngirim menfess 😭

[Zero-IDcore @Unknown432288]

To my fellow Malaysians, I present to you a joke 🤱👉🟩

[Asta Ebrahim @jellypastaa]

"panda tuh hewan buas, dia juga termasuk keluarga beruang"

adek panda kena daun jatuh be like:

[paw ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mochajellyy]

ada tiga macam jenis laki-laki, misal:
"aku lagi pgn eskrim dehhh"
1. "belii laah"
2. "mau aku beliin?"
3. "aku beliin, tunggu"

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

@sunflowred ada aja twit buzzer kua enih 😭

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

@bondsibondd brb menculik dd 🏃‍♀️😙

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

walah mumet kabeh 😭

[avy @avycadotoast]

i have a friend who can’t get married to her boyfriend anytime soon because the boyfriend has an elder sister who isn’t married yet. and why isn’t the elder sister married yet? because HER boyfriend also has an elder sister who isn’t married yet

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

telling your parents about your problems is just creating another problem for yourself

[ꦆ 🐻 @thirdlittlebear]

omaga syantiq bat 😭😭✨

[🌷🦋 Love Music 🎶 & Dance 💃🏻🕺🏻 @Tiana_Celine_23]

Europe's richest princess: no heavy makeup, no plastic surgery—just magnificent simplicity.
Princess Leonor 👑