Allie

[Allie @thirdwheelallie]

@alexjonesparker …. Still bitter 😔

[Allie @thirdwheelallie]

@CAPNAMERICA Abso-heckin’-lutely

[Best Friends @bestfriends]

#Jacksonville, your community rocks! Check out @jaxhumane — nearly every kennel is empty thanks to incredible people stepping up to foster all of their animals as #HurricaneDorian approaches. That is some serious teamwork! Great job everyone. ^ND

[Allie @thirdwheelallie]

So everyone’s wearing chevron dresses, bubble necklaces and cowboy boots today, right?

[San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo]

guest: where are the koala bears?

me:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Koalas aren’t bears. They’re part of a group of pouched animals called marsupials..

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

What. A. Comeback.

#DidSomething

[ESPN @espn]

History for FSU!

The Seminoles oust Gonzaga to book their first Elite 8 ticket in 25 years.

[San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo]

With a very heavy heart, we share with you that Sudan, 1 of 3 northern white rhinos in existence, passed away from age-related health complications. Sudan's passing is heartbreaking & brings these gentle giants 1 step closer to extinction.
https://t.co/2wyIcKmjy8. #EndExtinction

[Allie @thirdwheelallie]

Opening a @DoveChocolate Easter chocolate and realizing there’s no message inside is heartbreaking #noteggcellent

[Allie @thirdwheelallie]

This bachelor episode is emotionally draining 😭

[Willie Taggart @CoachTaggart]

No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up, and never give up. Go Noles! #DoSomething 🔥🔥🍢🍢🍢

[Allie @thirdwheelallie]

@CAPNAMERICA #ChristmasTraditions

[Alli Moore @AlliMichalMoore]

Does every Hallmark Christmas movie have the same plot?

Yes.

Am I still going to watch them and act surprised when Susan falls in love with the small town baker who only wears sweaters instead of falling for the big city CEO?

Yes.

[Marissa Kelly @marissriss]

One day, you'’re 17 and drinking bottled Starbucks Mocha Frappuccinos because they taste like dessert. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, you're drinking black coffee. And then you're addicted and can't get through the day without it. And this is your life.

[Alexa @alexaschram]

I don’t care how cold it gets, I’ll never give up iced coffee.

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

I was going to go hiking but instead I'm lying down.

[Devin Sena @DevinSenaUI]

Miami worshiping on the beach to "Great I Am" before the arrival of Irma.

#IrmaHurricane2017

[ARCHIVED - NASA Atmosphere @NASAAtmosphere]

Here's a list of Pet-friendly shelters in Florida. Take your pets with you when you evacuate and do not wait until the last minute. https://t.co/hKY2gQkruz