ThirstyFreedStudent

hey, girl.

[not affiliated with Freed-Hardeman]

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

Hard to focus on my GPA when I'm more concerned with NCB

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

fellas we can't settle for regular handsome pics to get girls in 2019.

we gotta start posting baby pics so the ladies know what their future kids will look like if they marry us

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

so you're telling me moms everywhere will kiss ugly fat washed up dusty old santa but nobody will kiss me?

wow

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

hey girl, am I a spam email? because I'd love to get in touch with you about an opportunity and also you don't respond :(

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

know who's beautiful?

go back and read the first word

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

oh that's ur girl? then how come she just switched seats when I sat next to her in class

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

I'll go home with you for Thanksgiving so your relatives will shut up ladies start bidding now

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

draculadies,,,

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

cute couples costume idea: couple

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

@chiquisleslie1

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

had a spooky nightmare I had no gf oh wait

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

ladies, I always offer a DM-in

[FHU - Graduate School of Theology @fhu_gst]

Should FHU offer a DMin? Let us know: https://t.co/GJKVkS8hqV

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

@JustAStewcooker @p8nnoodlesoup sometimes you just gotta go out there and biscuit all ya feel

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

that little boy really woke up, said "let's get this bread," trusted in The Lord, and went from 5 loaves to thousands. gotta respect the Holy Hustle

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

@micahollamon4 smh

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

@caseymj1718 well hello there ma'am

[ThirstyFreedStudent @thirstyFHU]

hey girl are you seratonin because there's not nearly enough of you in my life for me to ever be happy