Oh Ali of Plenty

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[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

Overheard in Sainsburys: "It's a disaster. They're out of walnuts!"

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

German TV is doing slow mo analysis of how the stewards caught the pitch invader
#BelSen

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

How to get Americans to read books:

1. Stop making them so long
2. Get rid of the words
3. Get pictures in them instead

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

Leaked lineups for Crystal Palace vs Arsenal on Sunday.

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@NoContextBrits Some lovely filling Lettuce

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@Bavew97 Yet you see so many tactical fouls where they don't even think about a card.

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@FootballCliches New Trafford

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@WILTY_TV @BBCOne @FootballCliches the hour being 8pm

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@Wildlyfun_ @UtdDistrict Who won the FA cup last year?

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@Bruno_Di_Gradi It seems like the plan, get boring and solid and then slowly start improving.

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

Alright, I'll bite. What the hell is Dubai chocolate?

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@wozaboxa Have you posted the wrong image? It's clearly a Birra Moretti knock off.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Once again, insane that it’s just received wisdom that ya gotta pivot to the right to get conservative voters. They already have a party and you do it at the cost of your base. It’s not even complicated, it’s just dumb

[sarah 🚩 @ratherbeinpisa]

why don't they just elect trump and try to push him left afterwards

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@Peeks365 @mdickinson35 Mastertwat

[Sam @SamOnBirdApp]

"If you gave an infinite amount of monkeys and infinite amount of time"
> Finite time
> Finite monkeys

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

@wozaboxa Did you get a milkshake as well?

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

replies to this a nice example of why this site is absolute dogshit now, imagine acquiring a vital global communication tool and allowing it to become this lol

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

Looks like a Pokemon evolution line
#arsenal

[Oh Ali of Plenty @thirtysixlemons]

Boy in the kebab shop is wearing an Al Hilal shirt with Neymar on the back #GamesGone