Cierra 🦋

“mad okay” 🤍

[Cierra 🦋 @this__beat__is]

“you can get through anything in life with a big cock” - my MIL

[Cierra 🦋 @this__beat__is]

dad jokes are absolutely landing in the bar bathroom amongst the middle aged women I have peaked

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

All of the men I know who are craftsmen (potters, carpenters, etc) are absolutely knee deep in offers from women

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

[· @_maecol]

Animals smelling fear is prolly the equivalent of getting a whiff of Dior Sauvage when ur out enjoying urself

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

Its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life

[Sav @savshawz]

if i push out a baby and my husband thinks my body is ugly afterwards i will literally k*ll him

[folake aina @f0lake]

no longer a real yearner because the only kinda yearning i know how to do sends me into psychosis

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

I think being in a relationship with someone who would berate me for hours until I cried and then get cozy in bed next to me sobbing and fall asleep peacefully without saying a word or acknowledging I was sobbing actually turned my brain to soup. Cause what was that

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

[ItGIRL @AaliyahJay]

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb

[lauren @laurenashastro]

the problem is you all have iphone boyfriends who want to be influencers when you should be dating a guy who worries about where your data is going and won’t let you install smart devices in your house

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Mabintou @mabintou]

This is my favourite tweet of the month.