I went to the mini mall inside the estate with wifey
After shopping, I went to the counter to make payment
Two customers were there, so I stood and waited for my turn
Wifey decided to look around and keep herself busy
It got to my turn and I gave my ATM card to the cashier
Both our economies are failing. Both our presidents are useless. You want your football to flourish while ours remains stagnant? Hideous twins for life. Ghana x Nigeria. Weโll suffer here together.
One man in my church just gave a testimony that his daughter became a prefect after a โvery toughโ election. This girl is in primary school o ๐ญ. The way he narrated it, youโd think she ran for presidency. He is the PTA chairman. He told her daughter to add it to her manifesto โจ
"Hello Debonair, neither of us thought you'd die so soon. I always told you your bike was a deathtrap. Now, you're having a closed-coffin funeral cos your head is all crushed and messy."
Shit. I hate eulogies.
"Your mom asked me to do this for you. I couldn't say no. What would
Just got off the phone with Osimhen this morning. He told me that after he snatch the ball from that defender, he was fouled. If he had gone down, it would have been a straight red for the defender. But as he was about to go down, he remembered millions of Ghanaians were watching, hoping hopelessly to see Nigeriaโs downfall, so he got up and put the pass on a plate for Lookman and yelled, โAKWABA, the ball na your dinner, Chop am like jollof pastaโ
CAF African Cup of Hatred 2024.