swain

on the toilet

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything

[QBgami @QBgami]

Jack Strand is just the 4th quarterback since at least 1991 to throw a pick-six on his first career pass attempt.

He joins Sam Darnold (2018 vs. DET), Jameis Winston (2015 vs. TEN), & Brett Favre (1991 vs. WAS) as the only other QBs to do so.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Joe Rogan suddenly acting like he was an innocent bystander for years and had no idea what Trump was all about until now and did nothing to help get him elected is pretty weak and pathetic. Just own it.

[vanilla kush og 🌬️🍃 @stonedbabydoll]

it's funnier when you can imagine them as either/or

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

Thinking about this diva again who solved a 27 letter puzzle on Wheel of Fortune with just one letter

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 BREAKING: An image of Republican Candidate Ashley Hinson is circulating with Hitler in the background at a Republican gathering.

Iowa Republicans have failed to explain why they were playing Hitler speeches at their meeting.

[MAGAlovesPEDOS @crunchyface74]

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

People keep saying Trump term II is the most corrupt administration ever, so I built a model to find out if it was true.

I took the UN's definition of corruption, turned it into eight criteria and 100 points, and scored the leaders history remembers for looting their countries: Marcos, Suharto, Mobutu, Abacha, Obiang, Putin.

Then I put every president since Eisenhower on the same scale, both parties, with every exoneration counted right alongside the convictions.

Nixon scored 41 and no other American President scored over a 25.

Trump's second term scored a 91, which ties him with Suharto and Mobutu and puts him above Marcos and Abacha.

So he is not only the most corrupt president in American history. At this pace he finishes his term level with the most corrupt rulers of the last hundred years.

PSA: don't come in my comments arguing about the results if you haven't read the full article, because ignorance is a choice.

Full article is up now on my Substack (link in bio) and it's free.

[CNN @CNN]

FBI Director Kash Patel's decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect victims of sex trafficking. https://t.co/G8LXZaDkMX

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

This how Isaiah Stewart was running through them guys while trying to get to LeBron

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

What you've all been waiting for ‼️

[samuel @gooofsterr]

The hardest Beavis and Butthead ever made me laugh was one where they're watching a music video set in front of the Egyptian pyramids and one of them says, "where the hell is this"

[Raymo @raymopicks]

NFL Sunday Week 1 🏈

Panthers / Bears Under 46.5

[Andrew Garner @_agarner]

His whole life is a performance. He’s good at it

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Recess exists because two writers lost a fight over how mean Angelica Pickles should be.

Paul Germain co-created Rugrats. His son inspired Tommy. Angelica came from a real bully in his childhood, and he wanted to write her that way. His team started penning darker episodes exploring why a three-year-old torments the babies.

Co-creator Arlene Klasky hated it. She thought Angelica was too cruel and the storylines too mature. Critics praised those exact episodes. The rift over one cartoon character split the creative team behind the biggest kids' show on TV.

So Germain walked. He took Joe Ansolabehere, story editor of the first 65 Rugrats episodes, straight to Disney.

Their new show kept the same core trick, kids running a hidden society adults never see, and aged it up to fourth grade. Germain named the school after Third Street, the real elementary school his own kids attended. The playground ran like a prison yard out of The Great Escape, complete with a king and a warden.

It premiered on ABC 29 years ago this week and became the network's biggest Saturday morning hit of the late 90s. The 2001 movie pulled $44.5M.

Two of the defining cartoons of the 90s, and the wall between them is an argument about a cartoon toddler.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

The rule at Ground Zero has stood since 2012: no politician gets a podium. Just the names, 2,977 of them, read one by one.

Trump asked to speak. When organizers said no, he chose not to show up at all, headed to the Pentagon instead, where he would get a microphone.

Obama, Biden, Bush, and Clinton showed up anyway, with Michelle, Jill, Laura, and Hillary standing beside them, on the 25th anniversary of the worst day in this country’s history.

Four presidents chose silence over a stage.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

If you're wondering how Germany let the Nazis happen, here you go

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Transcript of Letterman’s 9/11 monologue that always brings me to tears.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

I know it doesn't matter anymore. But this is super duper illegal to even say.