NAIJA-KAGE⚡️

If my tweet triggers you, it means i am doing something right🤷🏽‍♂️. Engineering kid

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Èrin Lakataábu @TheOgbeniOpa]

"Relocation deal ! The owner wants to travel to UK or Canada"

na lie o ! Water don enter the motor.

[Oyinlola Akindele @oyinakindele]

📍 There’s no deadline I cannot meet as long as there’s a 2am before it comes.

[ADÉOLÁ ⚡️🤴 @Ayolaszn]

Only old mushin born will understand how Toba and his people actually terrorised people those days, too many chaos and lives lost in Mushin fadeyi. The hunter has now been hunted lol

[Adéṣẹ̀tọ́ @Illusionist_126]

Four portions of asun rice, still asking me "are you not buying any protein?" The asun inside na Vitamins?

[Eben @EbenezarWikina]

First look down on the water wey wan enter your parlour 😆

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

The shocking thing for me is not that this happens in Lagos, but that this doesn't happen all over the country. Because I do not think it is normal to casually drive a Lamborghini through one of the poorest places in the world and expect that everything should be fine.
One of the problems in the north of nigeria for example is that thieves and the children of thieves feel far too comfortable flaunting their wealth in close proximity to people facing extreme poverty caused by corruption. There are too many people who accept their lot in life as something destined by god, instead of something completely man made. Too many remnants of feudalist culture there.
Like I always say, the day poor people in Nigeria actually grow the balls to rise up (or get frustrated enough to react) and reject their condition, it will touch everyone, from the actual thieves and their friends to the ones who just happen to be lucky enough to afford a livelihood, honest or otherwise.

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

I found out today that anytime we make N50 transfer and the transaction amount is reversed, we never get refunded the stamp duty.

Why??

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Whoever invented “we should all go around the room and introduce ourselves” owes introverts financial compensation.

[De Niro🕴 @kcsper_]

Day1 of bolt driving,
First bank worker do transfer from opay

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Your best player is Moroccan you idiot.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Nobody:

The bride's friends at the wedding after advising her to leave the groom several times:

[Kina @thesekinah]

When I finally win, I won’t say much, I will only post this video without caption

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Nepotism that transcends death. Legendary.

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

Men that Marry for only good character are better Men than me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No matter how many times I rewatch it, Robb Stark’s decision to marry the healer girl still annoys me.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“I became a millionaire at 23, now I have built 2 billion-dollar companies. Mark Zuckerberg was the first person to invest in one of my businesses.” — Nigerian Billionaire Iyinoluwa Aboyeji

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Bruhhhh, check out this 4 bedroom refined vintage bungalow in Oyo state Omoh… it even has a cinema 🥶✨

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Having parents who are financially able to take care of themselves is such an underrated blessing as an adult child.

[Fridayyscarr29★ @FridayyG4ML]

You wear boxer dey barb person hair, if ur preeq do mistake touch my back…u go reject say u wake up that day