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Disappointing parents since 1989

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The palace prank that could backfire on Prince Andrew: Ghislaine Maxwell and Kevin Spacey pose for photo on Queen and Prince Philip's thrones during private Buckingham Palace tour organised by Duke of York 
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@somuchso2014 @GHardstark Miss Patty!

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@mollyknefel Bulls hat, cubs shorts... Simpson’s shirt... these kids are alright!

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@mollyknefel It’s common knowledge to me and I live in the UK! Talking to my Mum about this I was shocked how shocked she was that this kind of thong happens!

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@LaraBricker thoughts on Uncle Bunky...? Girl, same.

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@genwhypod hey Justin, has the Peripheral finished?

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@hailtotheHunny @ginnygf Just ask Lane Kim!

[Dr. Nina Harawa (she/her) @Harawa_PhD]

This quote from a grocery worker interviewed on MSNBC news tonight got to me: "I feel like 'essential' just stands for exhausted and expendable."

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@dpatrickrodgers Could be worse... could have been a sloth!

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@mollyknefel Congratulations...!! I wish you could be my counsellor, you’ll be amazing, those kids are super lucky!

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@momsandmurder That’s fair, very thoughtful. I did appreciate you calling Rolling Stone, ‘Rolling Stones’ like a true Mum!

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No #GoogledThisCity this week @momsandmurder? Devastated.

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@TrueCrimeObsess You guys were so busy on your high horse about ’Cacti’ when you should have been on your high horse about ‘Culs-de-sac’!!

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@harkathon Every time #Harkin

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@CrimeWritersOn @tindysall No Guvna! I’m only there Wednesday! Gutted

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Eh, you just lost a Patreon supporter @TrueCrimeObsess crying racism over the disaster that is MM is a pretty low blow.

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@patrickhinds Drarar?

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Scrap dangerous 'smart motorways' - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/CRL9vsuEpt via @UKChange

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@crimelinespod @momsandmurder They make me cry laugh every week!
Mandy’s “I don’t want to reveal all of my teeth”😂