JM

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning

[JM @thisandthat1176]

@helloalphamd I did but never heard back from you

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@helloalphamd how long is the current wait? I’ve been waiting since last Monday for a response. This is unacceptable. Not sure what exactly I am paying for.

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@night_errant hello friend

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@lenadunham Welcome to the fam ⚡️

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@bubbbafat @lenadunham @twiddle How un-deadhead of you 🙄

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@TwoDots @ImCalledDave @GattiArt @UprightTRex When’s the next one due? I’m ready

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Quarantine update: Had raviolis for breakfast. But is it breakfast if you wake up at 1pm? Or did I skip breakfast and have raviolis for lunch? Food for thought lmk. Also what day is it?

[JM @thisandthat1176]

Me right now

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I just sneezed really quietly and someone said “bless you” really quietly because they weren’t sure if I sneezed, and I said “thank you” really quietly because I wasn’t sure if they said “bless you.”

[JM @thisandthat1176]

@jimmyfallon @deadandcompany @TheGarden @Andy Help —> Slipknot —> Franklins ⚡️⚡️ Enjoy the ride, friend!

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@evilbmcats @THEWALRUSFACE fave twitter account

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@KarenKilgariff Best character hands down

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Scientists have just released the first known pictures of an actual black hole. The gravity is so strong that no treats can escape, and it sucks people in from long distances to give belly rubs. #EHTBlackHole

[Jenny Colgan is on Threads as @jennycolganbooks @jennycolgan]

@stuheritage Bunches of flowers. Why did you kill those beautiful flowers you fricking maniac.

[JM @thisandthat1176]

@KarenKilgariff thought you and Georgia might like this 😘😘😘

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@bama_nurse The flu can feel emergent when you’re going through it and unfortunately, for a lot of people in this country, the ER is one of the only@places they can be seen without insurance or having to pay out of pocket up front.

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@JetBlue Still does not explain your ill informed staff and the hourly updates of ‘pilot is in the air’. Honesty is the best policy in this situation.

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@JetBlue at what point do you stop@holding people hostage before you do the right thing and take care of your customers? Pilots been on his way to flight 428 since 730 🙄 #lies

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@JetBlue Understood however we were told the pilot left Boston at 730. Then 830. Then 930. Now 1030. So when was it exactly? Because there are children and elderly people as well as weary travelers that deserve and PAID for a nights rest

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@MCO your bathrooms are like crack dens. Honestly- shame on you! I could eat off the bathroom floor in Mexico and return home to this monstrosity

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@JetBlue hey JetBlue way to drop the ball on the EWR drone situation. How is it that no other airline has delays?!?!? Pilot will finally arrive and be too tired. Been here before with you guys. #neveragain