If you invite me to a bar under the false pretence that we are on a date, only to tell me that you have a boyfriend, then you have failed to meet the above criteria and I will be unable to continue our acquaintanceship at this time
“Once upon a time there lived a little girl. Or a little ‘it’ if you don’t mind picking their pronouns” 🫠 older gays love making degrading jokes about things that will be unspeakably offensive in 5 years