Devon A.Shrimpy

where the weird things are.

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

@MOFREEEK Oooh haha. Yeah binging all those past episodes would probably be rough.

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

@MOFREEEK They will literally have me doubled over in pain at times. 😩

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

Why does it always feel like stylists are cutting way more off than discussed halfway thru doing your hair? It’s always the right amount…but for some reason feels like you’re going to leave bald.

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

Besides being a whole theatrical experience, it wasn’t just a performance, it was representation. You could see the culture come alive. The statements. You don’t need to speak Spanish to understand how history was made tonight.

[Swamp Princess🐊 @officialdoechii]

Bad Bunny WOW ! Fucking, WOW . History.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged from their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, & children separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared"

-Anne Frank's 1/13/43 diary entry

[ً @prinkasusa]

your SPOUSE is the one who’ll sit beside you when your PARENTS DIE. who’ll hold your hand through CHILDBIRTH. who might have to BATHE YOU if you’re ever too sick to stand. this isn’t just about BUTTERFLIES or DATE NIGHTS. it’s about choosing someone who SHOWS UP... in GRIEF, in MESS, in UNCERTAINTY. so no, LOVE ALONE isn’t enough. COMMITMENT, MATURITY, and the ability to ENDURE life’s ugly parts... that’s what sustains a MARRIAGE. because when life gets PAINFULLY REAL, ROMANCE won’t carry you... CHARACTER will. and the truth is, FOREVER is only possible with someone who knows how to STAY when it’s HARD TO LOVE

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

@MOFREEEK @_KeepitGEEEE That’s not bbq?! lol

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

@MOFREEEK Dude I had some girl mid order tell me “pause” while holding up her finger ☝🏼 so she could figure something out with her coworkers. I walked out. lol tf

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Someone told me yesterday that when they feel nervous about doing something & their heart starts beating really fast, that they call it their "Inner Applause" because their body is cheering them on, and I think that's the cutest narrative adjustment ever 🥹

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

@witchernetflix hello! Can somebody from your team tell me why we can’t have the soundtrack to The Rats spinoff? Why are you keeping this from us?! Why cause this type of pain?? 💔

[Jumbo Shrimp 🍤 @MCJumanJi]

MC Jumanji of @AmericanGrime_ sprays these classic bars over a @lynyofficial and @flybassmusic tune called 'Pulse'

#lyrics #dubstep #bassmusic #americangrime #dubstepmc #grime #rap #bassvocals

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

If diddy was able to do everything he did with his connections, money & power…what do you think our government is able to do with theirs?

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

One of these things is not like the other🎶 @RaceTrac

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

I fucked up the cornbread for thanksgiving and I’ve been having stress dreams where I’m searching for the right cornmeal in the store. Won’t catch me slipping for Christmas!!

[Jumbo Shrimp 🍤 @MCJumanJi]

Behind the Lyrics: Here's a breakdown of some the bars from my verse in the Energy Remix featuring @WS_Boogie and @OoRITE_C4 out now on @AmericanGrime_

[Devon A.Shrimpy @thisbttcchh]

@MOFREEEK Literally! We have women at my job with over 80 hours….i would not be coming in the rest of the year.

[Champagne Mami. @_r_Dee]

I feel like we should all be off of work from Thanksgiving until the second week of January for a full reset