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[eli @thisdayisyours]

What's your favorite scent not counting cocaine

[eli @thisdayisyours]

Okay so since the sub has imploded.. I wonder what was happening up here above the water that we weren't supposed to be paying attention to

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@NotsoScarySheri 💞💞

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@TheRealDudja Can I just double the brown sugar

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@DJESReborn A reusable bag

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@stevewb915 So do I. My kiddos are just getting over strep so I'm hoping they don't take a turn

[eli @thisdayisyours]

Canada, are you okay?

My eyes and sinuses have been burning for two days. I can't imagine how you're feeling across the river. Stay safe ❤️

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@shakenbridge Yes, it was yellow here too yesterday and this morning! I'm so glad to hear you're safe and things are starting to get under control 💗

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@stevewb915 I haven't either! I know, I hope people are staying as safe as they can

[trash jones @jzux]

my favorite party trick is being a rather unsettling presence

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I don't understand why people cry in the shower.

You're not going to get ANY attention that way.

[Karen @AntsyButterfly]

Kid: I can't find my helmet
Me: it's right there *pointing to helmet*
Kid: where?
Me: you have to use your eyes. I made them specifically for this purpose.

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@Veteran32147748 I knew as soon as she said it but I was like 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ omg

[eli @thisdayisyours]

9 forgot the word for encyclopedia. She says "idk, it was like the original Google. Like this big book of Google search results." I CAN'T omg

[Jennifer Killa Dilla @HauntedJennifer]

Seedless watermelon, you a lie.

[eli @thisdayisyours]

Manage me, I'm a mess.

[eli @thisdayisyours]

@thegreatkevun

[eli @thisdayisyours]

but it's better if you do.