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[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

lol. Only to go there to find eight million soldiers deployed to disarm YOU!

[+234 @aderemilekun_]

I want to ask a very stupid question, if one million people march into that bush in Oyo. Do you think it would be impossible to disarm those bandits? 🤔

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

This has been happening as far back as the 90s. Welcome to Nigeria!

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

Today I learnt that If a wealthy man’s son commits a crime in Nigeria and gets sentenced to prison, they’ll raid poor neighborhoods, pick up an innocent boy, and swap him in.

The rich kid goes home & the poor kid serves the sentence. This is why most of those raids happen.

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

So you can infiltrate the party yeah?

Na for my living room you wan claim factional party chairman begin move mad?

When the idea of a Pitbull and a Rottweiler obtaining 3/4 of your yansh sits at the back of your mind, you tend to behave, no?

[Dr Usman Isyaku @DrUsmanIsyaku]

As we speak, the NDC has no party HQ. No state offices. Everything is done in a personal living room of the owner like a Nollywood movie on cheap budget. This is how they intend to win presidential elections using stylish party logo and dinner parties. They are contractors.

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@mayordeah_ Eventually you will learn, you CAN’T tell Nigerians anything. They gon have to witness it, which will be too late by then..

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

“I better pass my neighbour” LMAO!

[Anthony Mustapha @AnthonyMustaph]

Invested N5m in Zenith after Tinubu came in and dollar was N1800. That went up to N12m and then moved everything to Aradel early this year and investment now stands at N37m. In dollar terms that is $6k to $27k . Now tell me why I should remove this government?

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@ntmgfrvr Maybe that’s what it’ll finally take to wake up the idiots pretending to sleep.

WHATEVER makes Nigerians say ENOUGH! I’m with it… and I mean WHAT-E-VER!

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

May your children’s intelligence max out at his “cerebral” level

[Ayodeji Gasby🐼 @Gasbytweet]

PBAT is very cerebral!!!

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

Ayy, at least he ain’t lick this one on international tv. That’s progress right there.😒

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Tinubu: “For me, Africa needs to put his money where his mouth is.”

Reporter: “Sir, You first need to put the mic where your mouth is.”

God abeg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

An eye for an eye reminds you not to fuck with other people’s eyes!

[+234 nigga🎀 @martinnsSzn]

Efcc throw tear gas for hospital yesterday
today efcc carry one of their staff go A/E them no gree attend to am

1-1😭

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@DavidHundeyin @Bentuzene Next year:
Biology no longer compulsory for Medicine.

Following year:
Technical drawing no longer actually required for Architecture.

Sometimes, you need to let people self-destruct, only after then do they usually have some sense.

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

Meanwhile, the one current in position has his entire 3inch shaft up your ass but I ain’t hear you bitching about that.

[Akin Olaoye @akintollgate]

Just the tip, I promise! Just the tip….

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

Nah this nigga gotta be taunting y’all with them shenanigans. This is psychological warfare!

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just In: “If an African Child is assured of a Good Sandwich and a Classroom or 1 Egg a day, there will be no Fear of learning” - President Tinubu reveals

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@engr_shaibu_ @trigottista Retarded leaders with an unbelievably stupid population. That’s the excuse!

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

Nobody with “Common Sense” takes up an APC appointment.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

the common sense in him can't take it anymore 😭

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

Your educational syllabus and system is AT LEAST 20 years behind the rest of actual civilization.

There’s not a single IVY League-standard school in Nigeria.

[Bremen @Rxbremen]

Oau
Unilag
UI
Uniben

Only Ivy schools in Nigeria.

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

There MUST be one! At least ONE!

No matter how brain-dead or retarded a situation, idea, law, policy or ideology is, you MUST find at least ONE Nigerian to defend it!

[Gbenga Crown @Gbengacrown]

@HonShield US UK produces oil. Just find out how much a litre of fuel is? You lot just talk nonsense without reasoning . Why dont you build your own refinery and sell for 1 naira per litre. Ko 4kin da nu

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@zhurg_ Which is why I laugh at all the “report the unruly officers” mentality.

Do me, I find you, I do you back.

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@VictorManjul @Bentuzene Enough said!

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@itz_taser @themyfamous lol. Serves him right!

Did you hear the soldiers themselves complain about the food?

Eventually y’all will learn to STOP crying more than the bereaved!

Now guess who’s learnt a painful lesson😂

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

@zhurg_ @CspIniedu Same 2019 was when a supposed DPO caused me to bleed on the way to work, early Monday morning…

Got mines by the Friday of the same week!

[Déolú.mfa @thisdeolu]

lol. Good morning!

[Lord Scummander & Movies @zhurg_]

The Nigeria Police Force is a rotten institution. No one can convince me otherwise