Eugine O. Akedi

John 16:22 | Hikes 🚶🏾‍♂️| Runs 🏃‍♂️| Tries to Swim 🏊‍♂️ | Cycles 🚴‍♂️

[Disco 💙💙💙 @modisemoletsane]

I don't know who needs to hear this but a 2-4% salary increase is NOT a raise.

[STACEY🧚‍♀️ @Staceyfor6]

Seeing your partner succeed after watching how hard they worked for it feels different

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Jifunze kusukuma sahani kando, kuekelea fork chini, kusema "nimeshiba"

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd"

What a line!

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

Someone said they’re at their “clit’s end”… like on their last, most sensitive nerve, and I will most definitely be using this phrase going forward.

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

who designed hospital gowns and why the ass out

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i lied, i get jealous and i hope anyone
who flirts with you explodes

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Not owning a PS 5 says a lot about your girlfriend...

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

This thing called marriage wazazi wataningoja vile nilingoja kununuliwa bike

[Ugo @Sir_Fin]

I’m not exactly sure what this tweet is about.

[Luxe Bunny 🍒 @yummy_mammi]

Someone that gets it!!!! Let’s also address the people who don’t wash their plates after eating at a restaurant. 😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya has introduced a new law that changes how trusts are created, registered, managed and monitored.

We have done a deeper analysis of the new law.

Read and save the thread below.

[bigsmoke 🤔 @big_smoke2112]

the audacity of teeth to stay intact when people die but decay when they're alive.

[MARU @Fredric00672659]

Hii itatusukuma hadi chama itoke

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

Today the NSE had one of its worst days in years.

The NSE All Share Index (NASI) fell 3.38%, wiping out KES 139.63Bn, more than the KES 125Bn lost in the worst Covid-era sell-off.

Why is this happening? Should you panic-sell? Is the bull run over? 🧵

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Fyi, I'm a CPA-K. Inakuwaga an added advantage kama unatafta kazi ya udereva.

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Petition to scrap off CRE/IRE subjects and replace them with The constitution

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Dear EPRA (@EPRA_KE ) , Kenyans deserve electricity bills they can afford and explanations they can understand.

September’s fuel, forex and water charges alone amount to about Sh4.16 per unit, on top of the base electricity tariff. Consume 100 units and roughly Sh416 goes to those three charges alone.

That burden travels far beyond the token meter. A posho mill needs electricity. So does a bakery, a salon, a welding workshop and the fridge keeping a small trader’s stock fresh.

Expensive power squeezes their earnings and puts pressure on the prices everyone pays. Even households using very little electricity can feel the pain at the shop.

Yes, these charges are lower than August’s. But a reduction does not settle the bigger question: why must keeping a home lit and a small business running remain such a financial struggle?

EPRA must explain what it is doing to challenge avoidable costs and protect consumers. The Energy Ministry must deliver a credible plan for cheaper power. Kenyans cannot build businesses, create jobs and feed families when the cost of simply staying operational keeps swallowing their income.

[Aaron West @oeste]

i’ve been waiting to see a little kid pack a goose up for YEARS and FINALLY

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Anything