Dear Senpai,
I greet you with utmost respect and financial desperation.
It has come to my attention that while you are out here swimming in crypto opportunities like a chosen one, some of us are still here refreshing charts like villagers waiting for rain.
Senpai, I have come before you today not as a stranger, but as your loyal student… your humble apprentice… your future “I knew him before he made it” friend.
Please find it in your heart to put me on something. Any opportunity. Alpha leaks. Early calls. Private groups. Even “trust me bro” investments I am now spiritually qualified.
Also let me officially state……you are that guy. The oracle. The plug. The final boss of timing. When you speak, charts listen. When you enter a space, liquidity behaves.
So I beg you, Senpai… extend your golden hand of wisdom and drag me out of these struggling streets of missed pumps and late entries.
I await your mercy.
Respectfully (and financially stressed),
Your Loyal Disciple