snookers

I’m a fucking good person

[27. @dimvji]

doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually

[carli @karagachs]

their TIMING. literally bluetooth synced

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Me eliminating the men last night vs Me having to eliminate the women tonight
#DWTS
#DWTS35

[ℌ𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔶𝔅𝔬𝔬 @Haley_B00]

Throw back to my last job where I was helping a dude born on 9/11/2001 and I had to keep a straight face while helping him with an application.

Then, through normal conversation, he mentioned he was a twin.

Best day of my life.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Let’s meet at 8”

That is the middle of the night.

[mi ow @meowsback]

i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry

[thegirl_Zora_🌞❤️ @1am_aube]

There’s something ridiculously satisfying about watching the left side of a book get thicker while the right side gets thinner.

[🇲🇽WEIRD VAL🇲🇽 @autismpills]

current state of american groceries

[MADDIE 📚 @omgmaddie]

When you didn’t bring a book but you’re in a situation where you could be reading

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How it feels to experience the end of August

[Forgan 💚🧡 @forganforge]

I can’t believe Dolly Parton is still dead I was kinda expecting her to rise on the third day like Jesus

[Elle @DSMXIII]

dolly’s Q&A section at the end of her book… pls she was a gem

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

The world feels a lot less sparkly all of a sudden.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[car @carla_rold97]

LOVE ISLAND UK 2026 PEOPLE’S TRUE WINNERS

#loveislanduk #loveisland

[pia mia kathani amari III 🪽 @viscuntress]

you know what maybe this IS friendship island because i would’ve handed them my 50k #loveislanduk

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[fran🌚 @londontipton_e]

“I just wanted to apologize for a rocky start" because jas calls him the rock from the first recoupling

[sy @bloodsyre]

people think we’re mad that she didn’t end up with lorenzo are missing the point so bad. i would rather her LEAVE the villa than continue to be consistently disrespected and belittled by those 2 brothers.