Mallory King

Cat mom. Official plant mom. Healthcare worker. Perpetual napper.

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@BQQuinn MARRY ME, SIR. If you're ever in Michigan, LET. ME. KNOW. If the boys are with you... ditch them.. By any means necessary. 😍😏😉

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@verizon how close are we to getting the towers back up? #verizonwireless #verizonoutage

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@Jenna_Marbles this had me DYING and a little scared at the same time, I won't lie. This is amazing, please make a reaction video and include this! https://t.co/X6xhrSOpBZ

[Imagine @imagimeemee]

AVOCADO: “Hello, I’m good fat!”
.
BACON: *Lights cigarette*
*Punches avocado*

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

Adulting be like:

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“Whats your schedule this summer?”

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@Jenna_Marbles imma @ you in hopes of a reply... I was in a black hole in the beauty community section getting caught up on James Charles' and Tati's tea (I'm late to the party, I KNOW) but check out one of the comments. YouTube needs you now more than ever.

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@Jenna_Marbles I was WHEEZING when you were running around the backyard 😂 #dead #thanksformakingmyday

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

How did they find out my shower routine?

[Imagine @imagimeemee]

Y’all ever just take a cold shower in the dark on all fours and groan pleasurably pretending you’re a wet rhino on the African savanna during the first rain in years or is that just me?

[Stumbler @StumblerUSA]

There is no hope.

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@BillyTolley You're living your best life, Bill. #iapprove

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

Had a patient today that liked to be called "fritz". Really wanted to tell him that my scanner on my cart wasn't working and that it was on the "fritz" all morning. #regrets #nightlythoughts #whyisthiskeepingmeawake

[sofia isabel @sofia_rl]

It’s October 3rd

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

*finishes two assignments*

*gets assigned three more*

[DION TIMMER @diontimmermusic]

Papa petes pizza was so on fire that we forgot to cop some pizza 🍕;(

Deliver your boy some pizza! 😂

On the real tho, kalamazoo goes harddddd 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻 had an amazing time playing tonight 😎

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@diontimmermusic We loved having you! You fucking killed it, man! ❤️😍

[Mallory King @thisisMJK]

@GhostAdventures definitely a demon, it's touching Billy. Be careful guys!!